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As if that weren’t already a narrow pool of suspects, Browns starters have since raced to deny it was them—six players at latest count (not including Josh McCown, who probably doesn’t need to issue a denial).

“That sounds like a challenge!" said Jimmy Clausen.

His assholeness is equally proportional to the disproportionate size of this 2nd chin.

I don’t pay attention to the umpires. I didn’t even realize he was back there.

No love for Peyton? He made a great throw last Thursday that should be arriving any minute now.

There are 22 sentences in this article (excluding quotes not written by Mr. Draper). 21 of them have a subject and a verb (the majority have multiples of each in what grammarians like to call “subordinate clauses”). The only sentence that does not, “Via ESPN:” introduces a block quote. That’s a sentence noun/verb…

Mark Davis: If it’s metal ye seekest, lookst thou no further than yon hair-chopping sword.

Dumb and Dumber 3: Dad Left Us a Football Team

This dude looks like Jim Carrey and John Gruden had a retarded baby

“ Some teams are playing against good defenses, while others are playing against the Bears. “

Reminds me of how Floyd Mayweather likes to beat up people with makeup on their face.

That hijacking couldn’t have gone any better if George W. had planned it himself.

It’s been like this for years, though. Literally Grigson’s only good movie was drafting Andrew Luck. He gave up a first round pick for Trent Richardson and kept his job. Why would Grigson lost his job now?

Jeez, Pagano, how’s the view up there from your hypotenuse horse?

Jim Irsay Secret Thoughts: DO NOT READ

You guys should really be more thorough in your editing. Their is no such thing as an easy pick for Chris Conte.

They keep saying it’s a shoulder problem, but I think we all know the real issue. If they would just let Drew play in his relaxed fit Wranglers with the U-shaped crotch that’s scientifically designed not to ensnare your cock and balls I’m sure you’d see that completion percentage start to rise ;-)

Chip Kelly magic!

Pete, 9/11 was over a week ago. You can stop doing your impression of the Falling Man now.