Because it is one of the most delicious fats, and you usually get it from ducks.

Yes. No.

Not today, at least.

You’re right, but none of your examples have anything to do with this article. This article recommends that you carry a rail pass if you are traveling by train. If that’s the sort of advice you need, you should probably avoid Lagos.

Ah, shit. Was that what I was doing wrong? I hate it when that happens.

Almost anything else. Whiskey or rum would go well with strawberry and ginger and would improve the overall flavor, and you can find clear versions of both if you don’t want to change the color too much.

They remind me of a Jeep version of the old shitty haircut meme where the barber asks what you want and the reply is always “just fuck my shit up.”

Those things are so hideous. I don’t know what happened to make them so popular. I really don’t get it.

You’re not totally wrong. You can pretty much assume that 95% of the hard tops never come off. Some of us are the opposite, though. When I got home from the dealer with my last Jeep, the roof, windows, and doors went into a closet and stayed there for about 7 years until I sold the Jeep. Current Jeep is topless less…

Kids? Back seat? AC?

You aren’t kidding. I recently bought a 2000 TJ, and the search for something that wasn’t either beaten to hell or “dubiously” modified was frustrating and took forever. I finally found one with 50K miles and had been sitting in a Garage for the last 17 years. Super clean, bone-stock, and had every (and only the)…

Yup. I sold my 7-year-old JKU a few years ago for almost as much as paid for it new.

Fair enough. On the second read, it isn’t as much stuff as it sounds like, but still more than I’d ever carry. I’d go one further and skip the phrase book/card for an app on my phone and/or five minutes of language practice.

This looks far superior!

Fun drink, but minus points for using vodka. Come on, Claire.

Just give your vegan friends the wrong address instead. Or, if anyone needs special snacks, maybe they bring their own?

That is way too much shit to always carry anywhere. Phone, wallet, maybe passport is enough.

Is it really yours, though?

Indeed.

They make 2WD Jeeps?