I was going to go with: Does what you need to carry fit into a backpack? If so, use a backpack. If not, use something bigger...like a suitcase.

I wish I could afford to buy one of these for everyone in my neighborhood.

I wish I could afford to buy one of these for everyone in my neighborhood.

I don’t know if you are joking or not, but I either way I hope you get enough stars to win the recommendation. Here’s one.

I don’t know if you are joking or not, but I either way I hope you get enough stars to win the recommendation.…

Jokes aside, I tried a pair of these after hearing about them all the time and the most comfortable feature is the extra cargo space that I never realized I was missing.

Jokes aside, I tried a pair of these after hearing about them all the time and the most comfortable feature is the…

I always wear a full helmet and they still managed to get in, under the chin, I guess, and I think sometimes they get blown in through the vents.

Do you live below these guys?

I’ve had a live bee end up inside my helmet a few times. I managed to stay calm, pull over, and get them out without being stung on the face. Not fun to deal with in traffic.

I’ve watched the marketing videos for the squatty potty, and it appears that by raising your feet it changes the angle of your body at your hips. So why not simply...

I’ve watched the marketing videos for the squatty potty, and it appears that by raising your feet it changes the…

The geckos are a fun example of how bonkers the Chinese language is compared to what we are used to. The closest thing I can think of is to imagine something like Cockney rhyming slang, and then to apply the resulting rhymes/slang to your practical decision making process. It’s insane.

If you already have a shitload of money, it doesn’t matter how you speak.

No, this is still the best one.

First, you have to separate the meaning of selfish from it being a bad thing. In many cases, selfish behavior is bad, but not in all cases. Sometimes, like in this case, it is just selfish. We obviously are biologically programmed to want to reproduce. This is also not necessarily a bad or good thing, it’s just how…

I was referring to being so worried about offending people. It sounds exhausting.

You forgot the peanut butter.

Why not both?

Your life sounds incredibly stressful and difficult. Good luck.

I think you forgot to mention, “don’t do anything fun, ever, because someone might find it offensive and you can’t expect them to be responsible for their own feelings.”

Yes. If you think it somehow isn’t, I’d love to hear your reasoning.

No. You are almost certainly replying to the wrong person or just not very good at reading. Because kinja can be a confusing mess, here is what I said:

I don’t know if my insurance covers beer.