I don’t understand why “Done” doesn’t mark items as read when archiving them? I’d love to use the done feature, but I don’t want a bunch of unread emails that I’m actually finished with.

Antarctica seems like the opposite side of the world from where it would fit.

Door frames make the best anchors in most hotel rooms. I can’t think of many “heavy items” indoors that can’t be dragged around or toppled over.

They do eventually break down, but they are inexpensive to replace.

Wtf

Sorry, man.

Good luck finding a woman who cares about that.

I don’t know how I've never seen that before, but it was fantastic. Thanks!

Do we still hang pirates?

How about a Jeep with all the most capable 4x4, engine, gearing, etc. without making us buy leather seats, power windows (or any windows), and other “luxury” features?

4WD burnouts!

Same here, but it’s early.

Yes.

A friend’s dog doesn’t eat his own feces, but will eat every bit of the cat shit left in the yard every night by the neighbors cats. The dog is too quick to stop before he gobbles it all up. It’s gross.

Except for the croutons, yes.

Do you not need actual”steps” for this? I thought the game used a combination of pedometer + GPS to determine that you were walking...

I thought it used GPS + pedometer together to record your “walking” distance. Is it just based on GPS speed and distance, then?

I got a good chuckle imagining the average Lifehacker reader trying to climb a rope.

Myself?

Still fun, though.