I think Jony Ive would say, in that weird and off-putting robot voice, that you’re just not appreciative... of the design... language that... makes the iPhone such a... compelling device.

Calling BS, Tripels are not represented at all on this list. They list a single Dubbel and a handful of Quads but not a single Tripel and, IMO a good Tripel will blow away the best IPA on hop note and complexity alone. I do like all the bourbon barrel entries though.

We would have seen it by now with several probes launched to the outer planets that have looked back at Earth.

This one gets me every time

"Nah man, I don't wanna go to the Super Bowl, I'm going to an awesome Super Bowl party" said a guy who clicks on banner ads about the liberal conspiracy to steal our food

No matter. Psilocybin mushrooms grow naturally in North America, are cheap to grow, and legal to ship in spore form to 48 states.

Ashley.

I'm utterly confused by this whole thing. What is it about the locking system that's causing these cars to roll away? What does one thing have to do with the other? It's not like you enter the code wrong a few times and the car puts itself in drive and takes off to get away from you.

The F50 GT is quite possibly the best looking Ferrari ever.

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I agree but they are so backward that it will have negative effects on international diplomacy. Do you honestly think someone like Putin will be able to live with himself if he negotiated as equals with a woman? That dude lives in the stone age. There are many world leaders who share the same view. Just because…

Obviously, the perfect horse has the perfect dick: like 19 or 20 inches, thick—but not too thick otherwise it's painful—rock hard with a nice throbbing vein. He's groomed perfectly in a way that's considerate of riders without being too gay-horse porn-y about it. He's standing in front of a fence, just begging a…

i prefer passive-aggressive power generation. "I GUESS I can give you some electrons, it's not like i was using them or anything"

Look at a picture of the least fit Formula driver (good luck, there are no unfit Formula One drivers)

Seriously. Pretty much anyone can handle two hours of 5G corners.

That's not the Stig, it's really just Pastor Maldonado at midseason testing.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?