guys fuck off I have to get these rockets to Ukraine ASAP

If you were discussing the pros and cons of implementing a tariff on imports of curried sheep testes, I've had that dream.

How about we stop this sexist shit where I have to wear what is essentially a hangman's noose around my neck in 90+ degree weather just because I have a penis?

Not happy to say this, but he will not have an average lifespan.

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

I have not had a great day. Thank u for this, Mark~

Can we please get over the Hoppy-beer trend now? I'm quite sick of going to my favorite growler-filler only to find 4 Hoppy beers on tap. The acidity kills me.

Give me nice strong Belgian doubles and triples, Barleywines, Brown ales and lagers. No yellow or black beer for me.

those are rear projected, so now you'll have even smaller space

I hear suicides will also reach unprecedented record levels... :P

Please excuse me from this nightmare future where three end tables are a bed and Casablanca is widescreen for some crazy reason.

COULD? Again, here is a russian facebook post by a Russian Seperatist (aka Rebel LOL sure Russia) from when this happened:

A guy chasing a jeep being chased by a cop car under a chase sign, yo dawg I heard you like to chase

Simple Green.

Well... now we know what BMW's are good for.

You want weird? Taco Cabana at 3AM Sunday morning.

That's just how it's pronounced in Austin. Lets us know if you're not from around here.

That is a funny looking Ferarri.

I want to meet the crazy dude that swapped a GT3 motor into his Jeep!

You're just jealous that you don't work at buzzfeed and get paid to write three sentences any middle schooler could write and pair it with a gif parade.