I like tea but ain't gonna be spending $285 on a tea pot when a $20 glass coffee press will do the same thing.

You know, it's very easy to say we shouldn't be obsessed with virgins but if you know of another kind of blood with which to summon our dark lord upon the earth...I'm all ears.

Sometimes you just want to turn dinosaurs into noise.

"The Hellcat can burn 1.5 gallons of gas per minute."

Pull this handle?

I think sleeping in, disposable income, and lack of caring for another person is our reward.

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I always assumed I would have kids. I do love children. I knew that someday I would have some of my own. But honestly, as I got into my 30s I realized that I was in love of the concept of having kids more than actually wanting to have them. Don't get my wrong; I adore children. But whenever I thought about kids it was…

Out of fear that they'll turn out just like me, I decided that it's better to not have kids. The world should thank me (I accept PayPal).

"We both still have careers. Huh. I wonder who knows."

Bacon has turned many a Jew.

No wonder most Americans automatically side with Israel, we're both wealthy nations filled with shamelessly self-absorbed assholes so far removed from any conflict we enter that it's incredibly easy to cheerlead for atrocities. I wish I could even be surprised that Violent Nationalism Selfies are a thing, but I can't.

I have a degree in Comment Engineering and based on the words you posted made available to the public, I give you a 91.7% chance of being full of shit. It's a more made-up air of intelligence than the article's author, but only moderately so. I spot at least six potential ways for your comment to crash and burn,…

Why is the traction/stability control off?

My first college roommate was confident she didn't need her bipolar medicine. Or an alarm clock (so she would sometimes re-set mine - for a later time). She didn't do laundry. She kept vampire hours. She started self medicating with pot or coke depending on her mood. Upside was that once in a while she was a blast…

It's not just the climate.

And here is Lotus showing off their new Rimz

To be fair, this is how white people reacted to the red wedding and that's not even real.