I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Repeated blows to the head. Substance abuse. Abusive relationships. Emotional issues. et cetera.

No, I meant “one of those” as in a person who resorts to straw man memes rather than actually engaging in discussion.

Oh, so you’re one of those. I’m so sorry I mistook you as an adult human capable of civil discussion, not someone who got lost on the way to 4chan or r/trucels.

Our voting system(highest number of votes takes all) makes that mathematically impossible, regardless of any manipulation by the big two to keep the smaller parties out of things. As soon as you get any third(or more) entity gaining a significant amount of the votes they can’t be anything other than a spoiler for the…

Sprouts are also awesome roasted with chunks of butternut squash. Toss the warm veggies in a homemade djion vinagarette (olive oil, rice wine vinegar and dijon mustard) and a handful of craisins. Sometimes a bit of cooked Italian sausage if I’m feeling wild and crazy. It’s my go-to lazy dinner during the fall and…

Oven roasting / sauteeing most veggies in a little olive oil, dash (very small dash) of salt, as much fresh pepper as your heart desires, and garlic is a great way to turn vegetables you otherwise might think taste like shit into something edible (and really tasty, actually).

He probably thought it was rigged like the democratic primaries.

Theory: Tswift spilled red wine all over her mom’s suede outfit and THiddles offered to give her the money to buy a replacement if she pretended to be his gf, so he can be popular and get the James Bond role.

PLEASE fuck off

I think she is saying that it was rape, but it wasn't rape-rape.

Dear everyone: SEPARATE YOUR CHURCH AND STATE.

Then you were very unusual for an 18 year old.

I stopped reading after that.

TL;DR: “I have no understanding of mental illness whatsoever.”

Somebody needs to take the internet from me because I’m now reading her article about how everyone she’s ever been a bridesmaid for had terrible fashion sense but all nine of her bridesmaids like the dresses she’s picked out and this is going to be my whole evening now. I can feel it.

“Amanda did not comment if her husband has made the same promise.”

Holy shit, I think I went to college with her! If it’s the same person, she was widely known as a total mess. And was on an episode of Blind Date or something.

I miss Sassy so much. This would never have happened in Sassy! I’m gonna go put on my combat boots and babydoll dress and sulk in the corner until it’s over.

We are going to make Faerun Great Again...
First thing we are going to do is kick out all the Rashemi....
And I am a good friend of The Drow.....
They love me....
Nobody knows the Drow like I do...