She squats so heavy she doesn’t even have quads anymore, she has octs

I love that with or without meaning to, Gawker is single handedly giving that woman a year and a half of free advertising - and (if you just copy paste every article together) an entire BOOK worth of material about herself, also for free.

That I’d actually read! Can we all agree that 500 Days of someone-no-one-cares-about needs to end?

Video games are rapidly becoming our modern mythology, and one of our main methods of transmitting detailed, intimate, shared experience and events. The heroes of even some of the older, SNES generation games are just as realistic and powerfully moving of as Grecco Roman myths, or North epics, or Hindu creation…

I love this so much. As a semi-sane, not-prone-to-hysterical/racist/sexist-antics gamer, this is like an extra dose of halloween candy.

Na naaaa ... nah nah nah, nuh - nuh - nuh ...

Yes it seemed like whatever promises they made for boosted loot drops, as well as IB armor, definitely did not pan out in the real. The small group I play leveled 4 characters total up to IB level 5, and managed to pull (between us) - one wolf-head cloak, one iron wreath side arm, and a purple arm engram. It was not a…

But seriously, Torneko is one of the best games I’ve ever played in my entire life, and I’ve been waiting since PS1 for a follow up... SOME DAY.

Real talk. I finished this quest line at 2:03 pacific time, three minutes after the tick over. Today (same day) I have no First Firewall quest from the weapons dealer, and no high level SABER strike ...

Quick question - been playing Destiny since day 1, and I’ve never had a fire team of more than 3 people (never tried a raid) ... where’s a good place for an adult human male to find other players? I hear there are Destiny reddits full of people but ... I’ll confess I’m terrible at reddit.

The plot THICKENS!!

I’ve been playing since day one but have never had more than 3-man team to work out... every Raid article I see makes me insanely jealous, because I’m lucky if I can patch a 2-person team together on a given day, much less 6 hahahaha ...

- There are no Moogles in the game, because they wouldn’t fit in with the game’s atmosphere.

Little do the other NFL fans realize that their angry, angry tears only fuel the the ice-cold Belichick smug machine ... :)

Keep grasping at those straws, Giant-fan amigo ;)

I’ve always felt that one of the most subtle things bungie has done has been their world building through the grimoire cards. Instead of forcing you read a massive amount of backstory and text in the game itself, they gave you the option to read awesome little stories like this in your own time, when you feel like it.

Thats a cloaca right there. Sexy.

I’m sure that at the time, this was a horrifying and awful event - but you have to admit, when you read that paragraph out loud, that’s goddamn HILARIOUS. Your whole family got pinked by a single bear, just doing it’s thing.

See, if they'd just turned whatever the hell that was into an actual game, I would buy and play the shit out of that!