As a passion project I gutted and recut all 3 of these garbage movies into one, pretty decent 3.5 hour story. All I did was cut out everything that wasn’t in the actual book, and it turned out to be a pretty good film! If anyone ever wants a copy, just drop me a line ;)

Obligatory Abominable Charles Christopher comic:

We all know the movie everyone REALLY wants ...

The Door has to be a way for the Man in Black to achieve eternal life, right? Like, at the end of it all, he’ll be able to transplant his consciousness into a new, fresh body? I can’t imagine any other end game for him that would be interesting at all

As a two year project, I edited all three Hobbit movies together into one, 3-hour movie that followed the book as closely as possible. Gotta say, out of the 9+ hours of crap movies, there’s actually a decent 3 hours worth of footage in there once you cleave through the chaff!

Crab deck is officially a “GO” - bring it.

As someone who put in probably 800+ hours of Destiny 1, I’m still waiting for D2 to grab hold of me the same way. I played religiously through September and October, but started to taper off after that. I enjoy the endless forest expansion, it was visually stunning and offered some interesting new concepts - but…

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To be fair, they’d make the teachers buy their own guns

I think what this study was trying to say is that eating 3000 calories of candy bars vs 3000 calories of salad will have vastly different effect on your weight ... which they will. One is full of vitamins, minerals, water and fiber ... there other is literally refined sugar. Show me a typical athlete or body builder…

Oh man, when this game originally came out, Nintendo Power also released a series of small inserts about the game which detailed all the weapons you could (possibly) collect - not sure if these were part of the strategy guide, but I coveted those little inserts more than most things! They also gave away a full poster…

Didn’t he also dissolve the bottom of that Ferrari 458 Spider during a drag race on a debits covered runway?

As long as this scene gets in there, I’ll be happy:

More like going up against a real fire TEAM ...

Yeah it’s strange how sometimes, actually doing something “right” in sports can get you just as much ridicule as doing nothing at all. Story time!

Destiny 1: “THERE’S TOO MUCH GRIND! I CAN’T GET THE GUNS I WANT! TOO MUCH TIME SPENT LEVELING UP CRAP I JUST BREAK DOWN IN A WEEK! Rabble Rabble Rabble!”

The lesson here seems to be: Don’t narc on people for doing drugs - because you will also be blamed and punished. Or am I missing something?

The real question is ... will he have hooves?

I wonder if this time around we’ll be able to sell items that are worth more than 5000 gold ... I spent many hours shilling my crap ill gotten gains to Creeper.