You should capitalize “Dream Hampton” - for some reason her name appears in lower case letters every time it used in this story.

From now on, I will exclusively refer to getting stoned as “visiting the seventh sky”

How can this NOT be the new photoshop contest? Any early submissions :)?

I just peed a little.

I originally was super skeptical about the new battlefront game because it was purported to have NO space combat - but now.

Bam. Sold. Take my money please.

You’re doing it the perfect way :) I keep telling all my newbie friends who started playing since House of Wolves dropped - the game just keeps getting better and better and more solid and more entertaining. Trust that most of us chumps have already sat through all the most awful, tedious parts of the…

So ... you didn’t finish the book, but feel compelled to comment on it? Word.

Also you fought space dinosaurs in another dimension, let’s not forget the magic

you mean the lettah “ah”

..testing positive for stanozolol in April...

Whew, good thing everyone stopped talking about the time that NFL playered punched the SHIT out of his wife on camera, or when that other dude beat the SHIT out his children.

Glad we’re focused on what’s truly important to the game. Ball pressure.

Goals for my character in the new Fallout game:

1. Punch a super mutant in the face in Fenway park - while yelling “NOMAAAH!”

2. Rail-shooting baddies on a duck boat.

3. Sneaking into the aquarium ... potential zombie penguins?

Wow that looks stunningly good! I’ve been hoping since Blue and Red came out that someday, somehow, we’d get a gorgeous open world pokemon game ... a person can dream, right?

Pixelmon did something similar but WAY more low-tech graphically. Its mine craft with fully realized pokemon and battling etc. Great to get a…

Let’s also no forget that Bruce “Trump” Wayne was happy to employ illegal, undocumented child labor (every Robin ever) - whom he would force into dangerous, and sometimes lethal, situations against murderous psychopaths that had no compunction killing children. He would allow these children to shirk school,…

I’m not sure that having all your uniformed, similarly styled employees wear masks to literally highlight the “no-face” aspect of their job would increase moral and relaxation...

Seems like they’re just saying “here you go, for ONE day, you get to not wear a fake, smiling mask for customers - you get this plastic…

This look god awful.

The show was great, terrifying, and unexpected at every turn. This ... looks just terrible in comparison.

I had a flip phone back in the day with a copy of tetris on it - I remember playing it for so long that I ended up approaching 1,000,000 points - which was more digits than the game’s score counter could handle.

As the fateful moment approached, I leaned up against a sack of potatoes in the produce closet (I was…

SHHHH ... Don’t tell anyone that MA’s biggest mountain that’s visible from Boston is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Wac… .... 2005 feet tall (it’s only a “mountain” by 5 feet!) ... I’m sure no one will notice that majestic peaks have sprouted all over the greater Boston Area. SITUATION NORMAL.

It’s easy to picture a tightly-wound freak emerging from the gym, seeing the truck, and dropping his gym bag while a stain of rage-urine re-darkens on the front of his pants, but the truth is I just don’t know...

Great article :) Minor edit for you in the opening paragraph ... “explains how they made they used to put the show together”

Took the words right out of my mouth ... I joined in the Destiny craze this past january, right after the second expansion had settled into being the new norm. I have a regular group of 2-5 other players who are online at various times, and I was playing my first run through with two of the veterans who had…