My apology was not an apology at all, but instead, yet another poorly thought out, base, and immature attempt at humor.

See, I don’t understand it when people try to defend a quarterback’s lousy performances by saying that some of the games were played against competent football teams, and there was some inclement weather.

After a series of escalations, the punchline of every prank is apparently “Actually, you are still unemployed.”

This sounds very much like a Bad Idea.

That sounds mean spirited even for a typical prank show. 

This article’s summary of this research is so bad that it borders on willful falsehood. Here’s the actual result from the study:

Glad to see their game against Brighton and Hove Albion went according to plan but really it’s was just what they’ve been able to do all year. They were deadly against Frimsby FC, solid against Quival Town, had that stellar comeback against Vinswich Passage, blanked Buscestershire (both at home and at Wriggleby Road)…

Counterpoint: nah. 

Counterpoint: no we don't. We need Drew back. Badly. 

As someone who lived in the Liverpool area for 25 years and is currently back there visiting family, I feel as qualified as anyone to answer this question. No. And it is fucking annoying.

Look here man, if I can’t watch skinny nordic people ski around on flat ground and shoot guns at stationary targets, then let’s cancel the whole thing.

I was curious, too. The answer is a screaming, resounding: No.

They should do this with HamNo...

I know it’s been hard, but I’m glad Drew is in New York, where he can be close to his large adult son.

Thank goodness. This means I can stop calling up random Williams-Sonoma employees and yelling at them. 

Good to see Drew avoided the clutches of BIG DEATH.

You know he knows soccer because of the way he only refers to teams by things listed in the nickname section of their respective wiki pages.

Spoken as always like someone who doesn’t do the barest of homework. I know this is hard for you to comprehend, but ATL UTD would be the 4th biggest draw in your beloved La Liga. United players aren’t pretending to be Atlanta big shots, they are Atlanta big shots.

I’m not even a huge fan of MLS, but mannnn, fuck off with the tone of this article.

Look, I don’t think anyone is arguing that MLS is comparable to any of the big European leagues. There is no sense in shitting on fans celebrating success for their local team.