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Chris Paul, a career 86.7-percent free-throw shooter, somehow missed a pair from the line on Houston’s subsequent possession

I keep saying it, and I shall continue to say it- seeing the Rockets lose gives me SO MUCH HAPPINESS. The schadenfreude I feel is absolutely amazing. 

If that is your takeaway, I weep for the dearth of rational thought processes in your brain.

McCarthy, after blowing a playoff game in which they had led by ten points with his usual late game conservatism, couldn’t wait to blame the loss on a fourth string tight end who screwed up an onside kick reception.  He’s always been a useless asshole.  Fuck him.

He should have been fired on the spot when he kicked the extra point down 2 with 12 minutes to play in week 17 against the Bears in 2013. Combine that with his decision making in the NFC Championship against Seattle that cost the Packers a Super Bowl appearance. This man is a perfect combination of scared and

Andy Reid would have won 7 super bowls with Aaron Rodgers.  Reid coaches first 56 minutes. Lets Rodgers coach last 4.  Also, eskimo initials. 

Sung to the tune of “The Heat Is On”:

I gotta say, these accusations seem flimsy at best. The assault one seems odd, and sure, investigate it. But with the other two, it sounds like all parties involved are telling the truth. It’s just that accidentally putting your hand in a weird place for a photo is... Well, it can happen pretty easily. And a casual

Bullshit. Not wanting to reply to EVERY twitter @ is not “dodging question.” Twitter is not a journalism site. I call bullshit on these accusations. #MeToo should not be just about believing at face value every accusation.

This turned out to be really sweet and heartfelt, when really I was expecting you to conclude with “GODDAMMIT YOU PEOPLE DON’T REALIZE HOW GOOD YOU HAD IT”

pretty sexist to describe a 28 year old female journalist as a child

Chill, child.

You know the real problem with voter apathy?

LOL.....

Former President Doesn’t Get It; Wet Behind The Ears Child Blogger Gets Everything

I’m sorry, but the list of political dynamics and issues where Obama needs an explainer from Libby Watson is exceedingly short.

I do not think Uchi over reacted to the meat incident. That’s true heartbreak.

I’m betting it was honey whiskey. What a scourge that crap is.

This is serial killer behavior 

No one outside of some sort of medical institution wears pajamas anymore, right?