I swear I’ve heard Malcom Mitchell from Georgia got season ending injuries, for like 5 years straight

Ironically, the flags themselves were made in China.

No Sweetness & Lightning? You monster

Who’s idea was it for the Deadspin/Jezebel cross over? How did it come about?

If you were to write for a Gawker website that wasn’t Deadspin, which would it be and why?

Should Tug of War be an Olympic Sport, and where would it fall in your top 306 Olympic Events? I might put it top 10

“The monkeys have taken up residence on this par 3 green. It looks like they’re flinging shit at the park handlers, we’ll be back after these commercial messages. Bob?”

I mean, the tracking never really worked for me regardless. I found it much more optimal to close the app and turn it back on to rejigger the pokemon around me.

(Our own Drew Magary is certified!)

I believe the 2016 New York Knicks will be a top 4 team in the East.

I believe the NBA’s current obsession with the 3 point shot is destroying the game. And as a minor corollary, the allowance of zone defense is what created this obsession.

Zach Lowe is the most intelligent writer ESPN has ever had.

Ah OK, thanks for clearing that up. In that case, it makes sense but still. I realize part of the fall is out of his control, but part of it is in his control. Well, we’ll see how tomorrow goes but I was kind of disappointed they didn’t attack even when Froome rejoined the peloton.

I was watching and I just don’t understand what Quintana and Porte and the other leaders in the peloton were doing after Froome fell. That should be your golden opportunity to attack and win back a minute or two and make tomorrow at least slightly interesting. Instead they just kind of waited and waited until Froome…

I’m never really sure what to believe after I read this kind of think piece. Should men not speak up on behalf of women ever? Only women should speak for women? As a guy, I’m just trying to understand what I’m supposed to do, and every think piece leaves me more and more confused.

Instead of staying in and playing games, I know have Pokemon Go forcing me to go outside and play games. But my cavetroll brain just wants to stay inside my hidey hole and play!

You’re asking about an ultimate team. With players throughout history. And the problem they aren’t working together is because of Chemistry?

“His Royal Highness Prince William Arthur Philip Louis, Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus, Royal Knight Companion of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty The Queen, looks like a goddamn donkey.”

S E C! S E C! S E C!

Hey Richard,