But what about 525,600 minutes?

(only for show, since, as he notes, hunting is heavily restricted in Australia to conserve wildlife)

The younger generation is more individualistic, and while the world appreciates how good their art has become, they’re unable to do exhausting work like their older predecessors.

Counterpoint: Nah

Are we really at a place where the stuff random nobody fans yell at each other at games is newsworthy? Somebody suspend these fans!!1!!!!11!!!

In other words, I’m never getting a decent nights sleep after drinking.

Norman’s side wanted a yearly salary somewhere around $16 million a year, which would put him somewhere at the top of his position with Darrelle Revis and Janoris Jenkins.

My eyes are burning from the heat of the taek in that first paragraph.

Impromptu hyper-lazy sauce that emerges from Sriracha, peanut butter, and soy sauce, good to eat with grains.

You know what would be great? I want a breakdown of which franchise and fanbase has been the most fucked up since 2000: Knicks or Browns?

As a Knicks fan, the last 17 years has taught me that whenever a spark of hope comes to the Knicks to expect the absolute worst and most insane decision-making from executives to snuff it out utterly. Despair and depression is my base emotional state at this point.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.

Inb4 “These comics fucking suck”

After this timely review, can you do Super Mario Bro’s next? I can’t decide whether I want to start on that franchise

Look how adorable this thing is! Never killed a thing in its life. It’s only trying to help guide lost travelers! What a beautiful shade of black with those oh so cuddly legs!

Well if you haven’t seen them and are already doubting you ever will, this is really a mute exercise but here goes:

Grimgar is almost the opposite of SAO. No harem, no “moe”. Slow-paced where every character is level 1 and struggling.

Now which bag did you go back and finish first?

“...new opportunities for Patrick Klepek to suffer.”