3 easy steps to not being a terrible person.

That’s cool and all, but honestly I feel the same way about this that I felt about Kate Winslet’s response to Woody Allen. I wish someone would just say, “You know, I am a woman in my (60s) and there aren’t a lot of roles written for women my age (especially those who haven’t had the pleasure of aging like Sandra…

Bryan is tall man, well over six feet, well above average okay? The size of his collars are proportionate to his height. There is nothing to see here, move on!

I think he’s looks grown man amazing and she looks grown woman amazing. As a fellow old person, I don’t want to look like a college kid, I want to look like a grown up. full disclosure, i’m aging like a goddamn banana and get hit on by 70+ y.o. men on the regular.

No, Veronica Sawyer is married to Johnny Utah.

I generally hate romcoms because they are so often beige and involve crises of stupidity where everyone acts like utter morons who forget how to ask and answer a straightforward question.

i thoroughly enjoyed michelle’s set. she ain’t no colbert and the call/response bit went down in flames, but with the chaos of this insane news cycle it was a reminder to take a minute and reflect on how these dumb republicans bought magic beans from a “billionaire” who sells frozen steaks at the mall and ran casinos…

To be fair, the Cavs were playing their playoff lineup for basically the first time, Hill got hurt, and they were shooting unconscionably poorly. If they had shot merely a % point below their season average, it would have been a 5 game series at best. Indiana played them tough but the poor shooting was just really…

In college, my two roommates and I once consumed a 1.75L bottle of shitty gin with cheap orange juice. The next morning, I wake up in the hospital, one of my roommates has broken a window in his room and there’s a belt tied to the door, a pile of vomit at the foot of his bed, the other has shit all over the bathroom…

It’s what plants crave!

Svedka and Pedialyte.

That’s a great point — the narrative right now is “LeBron & co are invincible — another Finals is guaranteed!” and just two weeks ago, they were absolutely on the ropes against Indiana. That series was a legit 7-gamer, with close games throughout.

The Raptors have no excuse for getting swept by the Cavs.

Again, I think…

Well, I would say DeMar DeRozan was the main culprit, but sure.

The Raptors didn’t even win one game — for the second year in a row! That’s inexcusable, particularly when Game 1 was against a tired LeBron (who didn’t play well, for him, that game — shooting 12-30) and the Raptors were rested. Yet the Raptors blew a 10…

Casey’s big failure as a head coach has been his inability to beat James in the playoffs, but that’s a weakness that virtually every other coach and team in the league possesses. Is there some available coach out there who has a secret plan for making James less good at basketball?

Your girlfriend?

Stalkers are quite fascinating. There was a Canadian woman who moved to LA and bought a mustang mare so that Viggo Mortensen’s mustang stallion could impregnate her. The mare. I think?

Were the 65,000 texts a word-by-word reading of “Mein Kampf?”

Yeah. I absolutely do not blame Georgina Chapman for the fact that Weinstein is a rapist and an overall horrible human being. I don’t blame her for the things he did to his victims and I don’t blame her for his temper or intimidation tactics EXCEPT when he bullied women into wearing her clothes to get the brand off…

I thought she was funny. But the criticism of these journalists as being afraid to cross Trump is pretty ridiculously stupid. Just go read half the articles on this network of sites that have just summarized and linked to an exposing Trump story reported/sourced by Haberman and the NYT.

At least Bush showed up and laughed. Bush was a bad president, but at least he could take a joke.