Get a flashlight. Like, a Tactical Flashlight. Keep the original packaging.

I did stupid things when I was 18, 19 years old, it just wasn't in the public eye.  You did too. 

never heard of this show, will check it out. 

If you ain’t seen it yet, go get it. For real, it’s fucking hilarious.

Here’s what George Carlin actually had to say about all of this: you can joke about anything, if it’s funny. You want to say Chappelle wasn’t funny? Fair enough and I don’t necessarily disagree. But who is anyone to say what can and cannot be joked about?

He was defending Michael Jackson and R Kelly back on Chappelle’s Show and nobody took it seriously then, and they shouldn’t take it seriously now. It’s a joke. Dave Chappelle doesn’t really think kids should be happy to be molested and if you honestly think he does then I don’t even know what to say. I’m not saying…

But there wasn’t a sign! How are they to know not to gab on their phones if there’s no sign telling them not to?

Yeah, fuck college crowds too. Especially this time of year.

This chonky cat makes me Remember late-era Andres Galarraga. Thank you for this laser focused sports content.

Flores is in an impossible position - he’s got a job that not many black men are hired to do and even fewer get to keep for a long period of time, and is concurrently expected to fully and unequivocally support a cause and speak out firmly against his boss.

Jesus Christ that is overwrought writing. 

I’m not remotely defending Spicer, nor am I remotely defending the insanely bad decision by DWTS to cast him on this show.

Have you ever seen queer eye? This dude thinks everyone is a “good guy” deep down. That’s literally his role on the show.

Yes, let’s scold the gay black man for not responding to a Trump related issue with the exact level of wokeness that the straight white guy requires. Keep up the good work, Sam.

@muckrock is amazing. I love her work and her dog, Dada Muck 

This is 100% it, there may be a camera capturing the car leaving, going to go see if I can get that footage today, thanks so much!

“Let those rabbits hump!” 

When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In…