For the love of everything holy, if you’re reading this, plz try honey on your hard boiled eggs.

Never step to WebsterTheDictionary

That’s a picture of my neighborhood Chipotle.  I am however not in the picture.

I subscribed to HBO NOW through the Apple App Store.  Apple bills me.   What should I do?

but by that standard, every U.S. President in history has been a war criminal

Sounds like buyer’s remorse

Same. If the main gripe is that it’s derivative (what % of films aren’t derivative these days?), then it must be as good as its hype.

ditto

Sad, but true. However this Colts fan would take Kaep any day of the week. Andrew Luck retired two weeks before the start of the season.  Let’s get weird.

You say his opinions are shitty... which reveals your fundamental misunderstanding of what comedy is. These are jokes first and foremost, not opinions.  I truly hope that one day you understand the essence of comedy and lighten up a bit.

I hate to be this guy (wait, no i dont)... but if something isnt funny to you, it doesnt mean it isnt funny at all. Laughs are the measurement by which we judge comedy..... meaning sticks and stones is a slam dunk. I am truly sorry that you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what comedy is.

When I was a 7 year old, I wanted to eat ice cream for every meal.

Thanks for the review. I can’t wait to parrot everything you said and pass it off as my own opinion when my girlfriend plays it for me later.

Now that’s a headline

The Working Man’s Friend is a must if you go to Indy. Just remember it’s cash only and only open during lunch hours.

Andy Ruiz Jr. can do no wrong

I fondly remember Shining Force I & II.

What a shockingly rational take. Literally every Deadspin article says the pels are a dumpster fire and don’t deserve AD or the #1 pick (but somehow the Knicks and/or the Lakers do?)

Amen... Justice is blind.

Lifetime Achievement is criminally low on this list.