It’s almost as though they are artificially ginning up the story with controversial takes for attention... 

ditto.  i get the underlying point, but on its surface, this article is confusing.

Who is the absolute monster anchoring the front row on the left hand side?  He makes Harbaugh, a man of above-average stature, appear diminutive.

So he’s basically Bill Murray in Lost In Translation

Do you ever find yourself touring Midwestern cities in your line of work? Bc I would love to shake your hand one day. This shit’s hilarious.

It looks like grandma’s finger

socialist, fascist, who gives a shit?

I think AD to Boston has been in the cards dating back to last season, and here’s my batshit crazy reason why:

Do you think they got off?

You can always keep the cats coming, unless it’s Cat Cora.  She’s in timeout.

Ive thought about what you’re saying, but I also think about all of the shitty artists who we don’t know are shitty yet bc it hasnt been revealed, as well as all the shitty artists who, by today’s standards are OK people, but in the future will be considered shitty, and I just throw my hands in the air and say fuck…

If you’re capable of separating the art from the artist, then keep on jamming.

He rapes lol

Thank you for pointing this out bc that passage struck me, as well.

Way to ignore everything lawyer-guy just took the time to explain so you could signal some virtues to us. Thanks.

Calling Obama “a bit of a scold” for denouncing the objectification of human beings is quite rich.

Can we start a pool?  I’ll take Tiger Woods for $1.

My money’s on Tiger.

Bravo to Diana, who is pretty much single-handedly keeping Deadspin a viable property this past year or so.

Am I the only one who is thoroughly surprised that Albert is Not calling for a punishment to be handed down?  Isnt this totally against the Deadspin ethos?