the real decider of whether it’s going to be good or not: “Is it Stouffer’s or Kraft?” if the answer is neither than it should be amazing and I’m going to pour it on top of my waffle fries as it should be intended.

Loaded up on percocet, blood in the urine.....sounds like a Gruden Grinder if I ever heard one. 

You’d think he would have wanted to run it.

EPIC.

Would you mind If I ask how you came to own all these? That’s a pretty dope car collection with a lot of maint. potential so... like... I kinda wanna know what you do for a living, not to emulate, just kinda wondering what that car collection says about a persons life =)

I love thinking about what peoples car…

You can just pay a dominatrix far less money to inflict that pain on you. 

You are no hero, but you could be a YouTube star in the making!

Your yearly maintenance bills must be close to the GDP of a small Caribbean country.

I used to own a 2003 W8 Passat, I’m currently on my second 2008 V10 TDI Touareg and I also own and E60 M5, a Cayenne Turbo S, Audi RS4 and a Land Rover Discovery...I wouldn’t call myself a hero but I definitely know my service advisors extremely well. 

What’s it attached with? nails? Glue? Screws? How ugly is that?

That’s far too much metal and would be a waste. Why not skip straight to barcoding everyone and putting a tracking device under their skin? That would be much more environmentally friendly state surveillance. 

And side license plates would quadruple the ability for cops to identify cars. And while we’re at it, add a 5th on the roof to make state surveillance complete from all angles. See how the justification just builds on itself, we can’t be too safe, somebody think of the children!

No more pathetic than people whining about how awful it is to oppose a law that does nothing other than to make motorists pay out-of-pocket to make life marginally easier for our police, who already effectively enjoy carte blanche to do whatever they want and routinely get away with any and every offense you can name…

Where? Where do you want to place the license plate on cars like this?

Vera said that?

Glad to help! The scene in IB always makes me laugh.

!!! I wrote down Margheriti’s name, but didn’t put together the Basterds connection. That’s going in this article’s inevitable update (someone on Twitter also pointed out that McQueen is talking to Connie Stevens at the Playboy Mansion). 

Love this article. Great work, everyone.

yikes, thanks! The wrong words came out of my fingers as I typed. Incidentally Hal Needham and Burt Reynolds’ friendship reportedly inspired Rick and Cliff’s in the movie. 

The Steer-In is a fantastic tenderloin and, as Kevin mentioned in his reply, The Aristocrat rates very highly.

Do people have recommendations for the Hoosier variant? After Kate’s piece on the Tenderloin Trail, I’m determined to at least visit a few places, but Indiana’s closer to me than Iowa. There’s a few common places that come up—I’ve seen Nick’s Kitchen, The Steer-In, Tie Die Grill on more than one list—but I’m wondering…