I would agree that Dennis Miller is more accurate, since he was actually a polished stand up comedian for some time.

lmao thanks for indulging me.  it was something that just popped into my head as i read your comment.

do editors review your articles before publishing?

so she’s asian rosie o’donnell

i think she unlocked the algorithm for how to make a cathcy ass song

she looks like Gary Oldman in True Romance

Can someone please tell me if ‘Tics is used anywhere in this article? I dont think I can handle figuring that out on my own.  I’ve had a pretty good day and dont wanna ruin it.

Baltimore still has a lot of hate for Indy for stealing their team. I don’t get why they would make them practice together.

Please let this happen so he can continue to be a part of all our lives!

But there’s also something Very NFL about a young player deferring to authority even upon hearing that A Football Man mispronounced his name.

and phonetically it is.....?

his latest stand up is unwatchable, but he was also the best, most well-rounded character on silicon valley. the only character who wasn’t one-note on that show.

that simpsons game is at every bar-cade ive ever been to (4)

I’m SHOCKED that iPhone 4S guy wants the free app

If you can’t  tone it, tan it

You should do at least 14 of these things.

Cats are weird.  Mine prefer the baby cradle and don’t understand the over the shoulder carry.  They also like to plank, where i sorta rest each had underneath their front and hind legs.  They also dont like to be touched on the belly (keep it above the shoulders). Cats are weird.

In light of this, you’re probably right.  Maybe Art Briles will hire him.

Um.... will winning overcome this?

I always keep the towel over the shower curtain rod due to an irrational fear of getting soap/shampoo in my eyes, not being able to see, then slipping and falling in the tub, and not being found for three days.