Where’s the obvious Avatar? TLDR are any 3D movies on this list?

im having a terrible day but all of these correct burger takes are cheering me up.  long live the thin patty.

Is there some secret Deadspin web address where you get access to all the articles a week in advance so you and your writing staff can come up with one-liners?

Whenever a male hurts, women and girls will bear the brunt of his wrath.

why are you gray? who did you piss off?

very different running styles

Sure, it’s America, people should be able to eat whatever they want. But on the company dime, going for a meatless entree or a vegetarian conference buffet isn’t going to kill anyone.

Taki just published a puff piece on him.

Cord-cutter here, but was it aired on the Gold Channel or the Golf Channel?

this place desperately needs more people like you

I like how your sense of humor immediately goes out the window when the topic is something you don’t like.

True Story - Sometime around 2005 when I interned with ATH/PTI, I asked Tony Reali about Bill Simmons’ future on TV. I was a big fan at the time. His response, in much nicer terms, was that Simmons is too ugly and his voice is too annoying to be on TV.

i believe TOASTED sesame oil is typically used for flavor, and regular ol sesame oil is better for cooking.

i guess that’s why they call it “fuck-you money”

i think you actually hit on something here with the punk comparison — that dawned on me as well. also, why anyone would ever take anything kanye says at face value is beyond me.  to me it’s sad the way this all went down bc he was such an innovator in hip-hop and now he’s radioactive.

Could you kindly explain the back story on this poster or flyer?  Like where you found it, who created it, or anything else you might know?  This is not a trick question.  Thanks!!!

Good use of quotes Avery.

do the hacked games have a different feel, controller-wise, than the pre-loaded ones?

They’re nice to have, but i have not put many hours on either console. Remember that the controller cords are really short for both consoles. so if you do get one, plan accordingly by having an HDMI cable long enough to reach wherever you’re sitting.

im so glad im not a woman.  I can’t remember a time I’ve felt that helpless as an adult.