“A Kinja account is pretty easy to set up.”

the god damn Bulls traded the draft rights to Lamarcus Aldridge for fucking Tyrus Thomas god dammit arghhhhh

El Banana Segundo would be a great name for a race horse.

I never understood the second banana thing. Which banana was Magic in the Abdul-Jabbar, Worthy, Magic bunch. Even though Bird was the better player, do you really think McHale or Parish thought they were the second banana? Try telling Shaq or Kobe that one of them was el banana segundo.

He’s like the kid who used to show up at the schoolyard in authentic Jordans and Gary Payton jersey, yet as soon as you passed it to him, he dribbled off his foot.

I’ve said it multiple times in these comment sections. I wanted one game (even if it was a Game 1) where a star from each team goes off and they go back and forth scoring ridiculous baskets and keeping it close. I wanted a 135-134 regulation game where Durant and Curry each went for 60+. That will always be my…

When my wife is driving and I’m in the passenger seat, I just about thrust my right foot right through the floor stepping on an imaginary brake pedal.

The “throw away your box” business is strange. As someone who works in the industry, the box is always supposed to be returned to the company. You can trash the remote. But the box? Well that’s where the magic comes from since it is linked into the system with what programs you are allowed to watch. Even a minibox -…

Roger Goodell and Rahm Emanuel, two birds of a feather, two pieces of crap.

I don’t pay rent every day, do you live in a hotel? You totally miss the point of this idea. I get it and I’m far from rich.

I was watching that Durant moment live and I’m still confused. Isn’t he saying that right to Waiters’ face?

Christ how hard is it to get messaging right?? Just copy iMessage and rename it something Androidy

I am so used to flying solo, I actually often forget to call folks who have expressed an interest in doing an activity with me. I actually prefer to go to the movies alone. I like to get there in time to watch the previews, and I intensely dislike people who want to talk/interact once the movie has started. Yes, going…

Tim can now pursue some of his true life passions, such as:

Leonard is definitely good enough to be the main star. He’s explosive on offense and might literally be the best defender in the game. Spurs need to do some retooling over the offseason, but they’ve been phasing out Duncan and Ginobili for a while, and I think they’ll be able to attract some good free agents just on…

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

I remember when Johnny Knox had his spinal injury. These are not guys that made huge amounts of cash and now they’ll have to deal with those problems the rest of their lives.

That's why you gotta take the money while it's available because teams will have no problems cutting your ass once you can't perform.

How is she, at 3, already at least ten times cooler than I, at 28, will ever be?

If you’re going to pirate sports, don’t lie to yourself about it. The reason you are pirating is not “all the blackout rules and other garbage.” It’s because you are either broke or cheap. And that’s fine. Embrace it. But don’t give some shit about sticking it to the man because the Browns-Rams game is blacked out in…