I cannot wait for this. With my common path I travel every day, I am sure to have a massive collections of Rattata’s and Pidgey’s

Are you sure it wasn’t Brian Scalabrine? Because he definitely got that reaction, and it was a running joke among fans mainly because he played in the NBA while looking like Jackie Moon from Semipro. Hinrich played during times that mattered in games, much to the chagrin of Bulls fans in recent years.

In the mid 2000's I went to a game with my dad, I was like 14 at the time. We sat in the lower bowl of the United Center. We received a promotional poster of Kirk Hinrich. And I asked my dad, “Who is Kirk Hinrich?”

For zero American dollars you can walk right up to a horse, any horse will do, and whisper, "I must become a muscle king." The horse will drop kick you to the Realm of the Sweaty Emperor, where you will do power squats until your legs are massive enough to affect the tides. Once you've lifted every weight in the Realm…

As a Bears fan, I know this is a bad idea, because all of the other Bears fans like it. It reminds me of Greg Olsen, where the philosophy was scheme over talent, which doesn’t seem to work in Chicago ever. Oh well, at least the Bears cut Shea McClellin.

is there really a reason he should be able to be there? He’s where all the players would be if awaiting lineup changes on the other side. He’s not in a seat he’s on the actual court. That’s kinda horrible.

Just this past weekend.

This really is a great solution for both sides, and I wonder if other players might look at this for their own situations going forward: getting the money up front as a bonus (guaranteed money trumps all in NFL contracts) to allow the cap hit to be spread out and let the team build around them.

This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

This is great, we have so much extra flexibility with the money we got back from Johnny’s bonus!

She did however tell me that she does still have feelings for him.

I can’t even get a fucking beer at Cracker Barrel, and their old-timey gift store is shitty and overpriced. So straight to the bottom it goes.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

I dispute the integrity of any survey of this kind that does not rank Olive Garden as last.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Honestly, this is all I’m waiting for now:

“Ashley Feinberg, Bitch”...? Uh, someone in marketing is not happy with Ashley?

“Ashley Feinberg, Bitch”...? Uh, someone in marketing is not happy with Ashley?

Your opinion is dumb.