This is Cleveland, Barry.

They’ll cut him at 3:59, this afternoon.

This is great, we have so much extra flexibility with the money we got back from Johnny’s bonus!

She did however tell me that she does still have feelings for him.

I can’t even get a fucking beer at Cracker Barrel, and their old-timey gift store is shitty and overpriced. So straight to the bottom it goes.

Really? What do you think of Red Lobster biscuits? They are amazing.

The breadsticks alone put them at least in the middle of the pack.

I dispute the integrity of any survey of this kind that does not rank Olive Garden as last.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

Honestly, this is all I’m waiting for now:

“Ashley Feinberg, Bitch”...? Uh, someone in marketing is not happy with Ashley?

“Ashley Feinberg, Bitch”...? Uh, someone in marketing is not happy with Ashley?

Your opinion is dumb.