If Judge Moore had a sense of humor, he’d designate Papa John’s as the “official pizza” of his campaign, too: “Papa John’s- The Pizza For Pedophiles And Those Who Enable Them”. It would serve Papa J. right for having listened to Jerry Jones in the first place..

Gooddell is obviously worth his weight in damaged brains to the NFL. Just why is a mystery we’ll all take to our graves.

Imagine how it felt to hear the new Jimi Hendrix cover of the anthem (as a teenager) in the days when every “war in Vietnam loving super-patriot” in America considered the Jose Feliciano version to be insurrectionary, and likely communist inspired.. 

R.O.T.

Anyone that’s ever sat behind netting will tell you that the eyes adjust to the view. Had it been an adult that got hurt instead of a child- a child that had no business being seated in that section, incidentally- those fans that might oppose the extension could make a case for tradition.* But it was a child, and…

Lest We Ever Forget: GW Bush was drugged that night in March 2003 when he betrayed America, and announced on national TV the War in Iraq had begun.

I don’t get it. It’s like Giants fans suddenly got themselves all fired up in support of a plate of mashed potatoes.

At this point, the players know perfectly well they run a considerable risk of suffering irreversible brain damage as a consequence of their employment. Compared to Gooddell, of course, most also earn chicken feed to run that risk. Small wonder more players than ever before are getting tossed for unsportsmanlike…

Perhaps his leaving the field was an homage to the sensibilities and beliefs once held by the ancients who came before him.

The Whole Foods in my neck of the woods has a superb meat department. But their posted signs about how pampered the animals are before being slaughtered make it sound as if the cattle were born and raised in a luxury hotel; that, after mature and sober reflection, the animals you will eat for dinner freely chose to…

If only DiMauro had the presence of mind to respond to Trump’s disturbing behavior by telling him: “We both know there is no one in the other room. That you are, in fact, shouting at Mr. Thin Air, sir. What is going on here, Mr. President”... and then have stuck to his guns, by refusing to allow Trump to change the…

It took Junior Seau’s bullet to open my eyes to what’s bothering you now. That, and the owners unholy attempts to suppress the stone cold fact that a guaranteed percentage of players will suffer brain damage as a condition of employment each season. Their reprehensible attempts to suppress that fact finished me as a…

My guess as to why the Rangers are finalists is because the kid has never been to Texas.

I’ve sat ringside just once, years ago at a Golden Gloves tournament. One of the fighters got hit square on his chin and dropped like a sack of dirt, just like I’d always heard could happen. Up close, it was an amazing sight. In a split second, his face went from one of studied concentration to being completely…

It’s wilted word salad, at that. It reminds me of that scene in the movie Office Space, when the corporate headhunters ask Gary Cole how many hours he spends a week dealing with the ‘C-40' forms that preoccupied him (or whatever they’re called). Anderson’s boss may have had the same thought..... on second thought,…

Everyone knows perfectly well how Tom Landry would feel about the simulated fucking of a football during an end zone celebration (“I risked my life as the pilot of a B-17 over Europe in WW2 for what? for this?”).

That’s not “sort of revenge”. That’s a revenge he’ll savor the rest of his life.

Truly dumb, but I’ve seen dumber. Joe Montana’s Niners once staged a 4th quarter comeback that would have preserved their so-close-they-could-taste-it shot at a perfect season. But with time running out, the Niner running back scampered within field goal range, only to spin and fire the football like a fool at the DB…

“On the other hand, in San Francisco, Stanton would join a pretty feeble lineup in a bad, bad, pitcher’s park..”.

Your impatience is irrelevant. The NFL is doomed, and the only question is how much time is left on the clock. So relax, and ponder the ancient Chinese wisdom (paraphrased): “If you sit still by the river long enough, the corpses of all your enemies will float by”.