It’s a cropped photo, too. The carpet led to an altar, upon which a longhorn steer was butchered and sacrificed, and Jimbo anointed with its blood by priests from the Church of Sammy Baugh.

The Niners look like a line of battleships on the water, requiring time and space to slow down before turning around to continue their slow slog after the speedboat..

Lest We Ever Forget, And I Mean Ever: Netanyahu also disgraced Israel when he very stupidly, arrogantly, and aggressively allied his country with America’s republican party, to the degree of intentionally attempting to embarrass a sitting democratic president within the borders of the United States.

It’s the stadium that refuses to go gently into that good night. It’s got more fight in it than all the Lion teams that ever played under its roof combined.

Very cool. It’s the 2017 version of “the agony of defeat”. I’d stop and watch that Wide World of Sports opening montage every time, just to see that ski jumper wipe out again, and again, and again..

“.. how we gather information and get it in the hands of the players is a very important part of the job nowadays.”

I know nothing about soccer or The Group of Death, except that’s maybe the coolest sports moniker ever conferred. But if that means that teams in the G.O.D. still have a shot to win the World Cup, well hell, that’s all the spark it would take to turn Americans into soccer-crazy fans forever. And if that is possible,…

In turn, Ms. Roller, has it ever occurred to you that Sam Eagle looks like William Westmoreland? No kidding, I thought as much when the series first aired, too. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it was, either. Recall that unlike WW2 or Korea, the War in Vietnam was the first television war. Westmoreland’s face was…

It was either that, or take out all the coffee makers at Marlin’s headquarters. Be thankful it’s a decision you’ll never face having to make.

If I was Papa John, I’d want a piece of that pie, too. Jerry Jones talked him into a 15% stock drop for his shareholders (or so I heard), and he and his pizza became a national punchline in the process.

That’s perilously close to an attempt by Porzingis to coin a nickname for himself, an extraordinarily lame thing for any athlete to do.

“Sorry, but I’m not sure whose mother should be pleased that their child has manners that include being a fucking racist, but I digress”.

Also: Richard Nixon attended Duke.

“These lower-tier QBs are getting shuffled between teams and coordinators and systems and becoming actively BAD nobodies in the process instead of potentially serviceable team lifers”.

If his ex-wife had hit him with that club, she’d be known today as the widow of the great Tiger Woods. The thing looks to be the size of a frisbee..

I wish Paris luck, but those Olympic rings in that photo that Frenchman appears to be glancing up at? Before it was posted, someone should have instead photoshopped in a falling cartoon piano about to crush him. Picture his teeth as piano keys, with little chirping birds and stars circling above his head. The games…

“Would you be willing to end the protests if they made a donation?”

If Eli is inducted, I look forward to hearing why Jim Plunkett wasn’t inducted before him.

I hope for her sake that “still really processing it” doesn’t really mean, “were we being taped”?

A tortured walk on a broken lower leg still beats the hell out of a rattlesnake bite to the face, which happens when climbers hoist themselves eye level to a snake’s favorite spot to sun. Happens all the time, too, or so I hear.