It’s fair to assume Trump felt humiliated the idiots allowed their stupid asses to be caught on the eve of his Asian tour, too.

Damn. I cracked my foot pretty good on a pallet in Safeway last year, and I was shopping for a new truck at the time. I feel like a chump for having spent my own money now.

It’s a modern day scorpion and the frog story. I recall Sandy Koufax saying he decided to retire because he wanted to be able to lift a comb high enough to comb his hair when he got older. It is all about the money of course, and let’s hope he saved his, but good health is more important and both Bennett and his…

If ESPN is serious about drawing great Nielsen ratings, they’ll cartoon in a guest appearance by Judge Roy of Alabama... “the pedophile state”, whose citizens, if not exactly proud, are not particularly embarrassed by that moniker either, apparently.

The French player was fired? Lest We Forget: After he kicked the hell out of a disabled fan in the stands one day, the Detroit Tigers (and all of lily white America) rallied to successfully defend Ty Cobb’s reputation of being a proud racist prick. Let it serve to illustrate why the U.S. Army was needed to run the…

At this point, would any Niner fan be surprised to hear the team had offered the same job to Preston Riley*, too?

Today’s NFL concussion protocol will exposed as bankrupt once a gadget is invented that measures brain trauma in real time. And Wilson behaved like most every other athlete at the professional level of the sport- he wanted to play because he’s ferociously competitive. They all are, and they always will be. The…

..with a hat tip to that DB who bit and opened the freeway to downfield traffic.

You’re absolutely right. Jerry Jones bemoans. Jerry Jones groans. Jerry Jones fumes and swoons and is a loon. Jerry Jones definitely pays no heed to the eternal banana peel on which guys his age step on and slide into eternity as a result every minute of every day like clockwork. There’s something admirable in…

“..Peace, remember peace is how we make it
Here within your reach
If you’re big enough to take it

This article needs an editor: “The spokesperson denied any tax-based motivation for the company’s establishment..”...

Picture the people that cornered and ran the fight rackets back in the 1940's, and a person most likely will picture a big goon willing to hurt someone. With bicycle gangsters, though, the picture is one of thin dorks in spandex that take themselves too seriously, willing only to cop snotty attitudes.

It a typical incident in the world of sports, isn’t it? Just like American football: it’s rarely the guy that starts the fight that draws the flag. You can bet that horse said something to set that jockey off, and judging by the reaction it was something pretty damn personal. What must really piss off the jokey,…

Enquiring minds need constant feeding: Was Yost naked when he fell out of the tree? How far from the tree is his neighbors bedroom window?

“What are you in for”?

Picture the carcass of a golden goose on a banquet table of gluttons busy arguing over its last scraps of meat..

You’ve got to admire anyone whose instinct is to fly their way out of the grasp of Mr. Gravity before splashdown. I know I do.

Even worse pathetic fucks trying and failing to pass as human beings are the sick shits who sign his paychecks.

It happened once when he first got hired at NBC. Costas beat the shit out of a co-worker who called him Bobby, and did it in front of stunned colleagues. The guy was a big dude, too, and was so embarrassed by having his ass kicked by a midget that he prevailed on them to forget all about it. But, of course, and as…

Lawyer Boies law firm was also called “reprehensible” just yesterday by the NY Times for agreeing to investigate Times staff doing their jobs.