“Leave the gun. Grab the Papa John pizza”.

I stopped watching games a few years ago, and am surprised the Giants weren’t seriously looking to replace Manning back then. And I’m happy for any player that retires at this point, too. That said, there is no doubt that Archie, Peyton, and Eli are three of the greatest competitors in the history of American sports.…

I’m old enough to recall that the same shitbirds once flocked to the defense of Lt. Calley after My Lai, too. One of them was the president of the United States, in fact. Try to imagine what life in America was like in 1970, watching a halftime performance of Up With People on the weekend after that massacre was…

[I was about to post this when I read your remark]- An NBC comment that everyone would understand: “an intern who knows nothing about baseball was asked to retrieve and review the tape before it aired”. Which is probably what happened, too.

Very cool. Hockey means speed, action, physicality, and is straightforward enough for any new fan to grasp who is willing to learn.

“..I’m truly dumbfounded. And even if I wasn’t, it’s not like I drowned a lot of high school kids with cellphones, is it”?

It’s remarkable the chord the death of a prominent athlete can strike in people, and this is very sad news. Like most everyone, I never knew him as anything but a formidable opponent of my baseball team, yet that’s all it took and it was enough.

“Fuck”, the TE must have thought after he spun and saw the ball had not only been thrown, but he could catch it. “I’m about to be hit, hurt, and laid out by that blitzing safety I just turned my back on”. But he caught it anyway, which is why I sometimes really miss Sunday football

If all sports are played on a four inch field between the ears, then where are my Cy Young trophies and MVP awards?

There’s a great Australian heist movie that features a scene that must take place on that day. It never quite made sense before, not that I gave it any thought until now. But in hindsight it’s contrived barring the context of the annual Big Drunk in Melbourne. Now it makes perfect sense. One of the starring actors…

Great minds think alike in Mammon Town. Leastwise, my guess is Plan C for Trump will be to plead mental incompetence, just like the Browns are doing. Lord knows he could sell that to any jury on the planet.

“I was told my services were no longer required”. A somber Casey Stengel to the NY press, the day the Yankees canned him.

A friend should direct Ms. Taylor’s attention to how the the late, great Tom Petty disassociated himself and the Heartbreakers from the confederate flag and all it stood for (and, sad to say, still does).

As he lays writhing in pain, Paul can at least look forward to the coming trial that will spill all the juicy details of the beef with this guy. Of course, he’ll want his neighbor brought up on federal charges, too, for assaulting a member of the U.S. senate while he mowed his lawn. I’m sure Paul will want to…

No matter how lame, it’s still better than any rah-rah speech that Ray Lewis ever gave.

Must be nice for that kicker to feel like he’s played in a real football game. Better yet, to feel like he’s played in a real game without that meaning getting badly hit while being completely vulnerable attempting a kick. No doubt tonight more teammates than ever actually know his name nows, too. Success breeds…

This bleeding heart will tip his cap to the Miami-Dade police for not planting a gun by a corpse instead.

Now there’s a DB you know is already dreading breaking down the game film at work tomorrow.

No doubt about it. That is the most chickenshit thing I’ve ever seen one NFL player do to another in my entire life. And I’m not only familiar with the Richie Incognito story, but I’m old enough to remember Conrad Dobler, too.

Papa essentially challenged the democratic rank and file to do precisely the same thing in 2012, when he loudly made stupid arguments opposing the affordable care act by invoking the cost of pizza ingredients (too, he also insulted the intelligence of non-politically affiliated people that supported it, too- which…