Boo hoo. Disney should start selling Papa John’s Pizza at its amusement parks- those two deserve each other.

“According to emails cited in the suit, George attempted to appease Monroe by offering him 25,000 essentially worthless shares in the Gotham Ballers”. 

Mike Curtis of the Baltimore Colts once dropped a fan like a sack of dirt with a clothesline shot as the idiot was running full stride across the field during a game. According to George Plimpton, the guy lost his job, his girl, and it wouldn’t surprise me if his dog bit him around that time, too. But outside of the…

If Goodell has a sense of humor, his last memo as acting commissioner will be a final order to the owners: turn over to law enforcement all evidence of their conspiracy to collude against Kaep.

“..And every one of them words rang true/And glowed like burning coal/Pouring off of every page/Like it was written in my soul..”.

10 year olds still have a lot of wiggle worm in them, too. I was a fan like your son at 10. I was maybe 15 before I had the patience to sit in front of a TV and pay attention to entire games, week after week. Still, I persevered, and was enshrined into the NFL Couch Potato Hall of Fame in 2002. I’m not saying your…

ESPN should simply tell its employees to pretend it’s 1955 and act accordingly.

My oversight: I meant to close by saying: “3 in 5, Clayton. 3 in 5".

I am merciless Giants fan where everything about the Dodgers are concerned.. but Kershaw is looking at it all wrong. Jeez, they took it to a 7th game and were never out of it. It was one of the greatest series that has been-or-ever will be played, and they covered themselves in baseball glory. Hell, Kershaw is a…

If Jones is involved, and 100 franchises informs me he probably is, that means Papa had already seen Jones “taking a knee well before the game began”joke of a photo, witnessed it being laughed out and town, and still took his advice. Looked at in that light, he manages to look even more ridiculous, all the way to the…

“Houston ISD, Texas’ largest school district, canceled classes Friday so students can celebrate the Astros’ World Series win”.

I have no reason to doubt he’s a prince among among men, but who can argue with Bill Murray’s character in What About Bob? that the world is forever divided into fans of his music and everyone else? Personally, I’d like to make a snide remark about Sweet Car-o-no-not-Again, but someone in the Giants organization is…

“the average number of flags per team jumped by over half, and has only increased from there. Giving some refs full-time work hasn’t helped so far. They’re throwing more flags than ever before, and it’s making for awful television”.

Last night was the best result Giants fans could hope for: the Dodgers lost game 7, and the bragging rights that go with it.

Papa J. would sound a lot more honest if he acknowledged that President Birdbrain, who has nothing better to do with his time than to tweet about the NFL while he takes his morning shit, is also, in effect, taking a shit in his own wallet every time he does it, too. Surely the thought must have crossed his mind.

Dodgers dead?

Casey Stengel to NY Yankee: “One of us has been traded to Kansas City but doesn’t know it yet”.

Isn’t this the part of the film where Brock meets Doris Day and the Eagles roll to a Super Bowl?

As there’s nothing that comapres to a World Series game 7, it just occurred to me that tonight is the first time in my life I’ve ever rooted for the Dodgers to win. It’s literally the only scenario in which I would ever root for them. It’s almost like someone has asked me “trick or treat”, and I’ve been tricked into…

“To be fair, they always pick up the tab”.