Alden has an excellent jawline and generally looks like A Man. Ansel... does not.

My GOD this looks dumb, how dare they besmirch Shakespeare’s good name with this drivel, also when does it premiere???

I share your pain. I haven’t worn shorts in over a decade. I can’t help but stare in envy when I am walking behind girls and women with flawless legs, and I don’t necessarily mean thin. As I approach 60 I have come to realize it really is genetic, like every other physical feature. In the past two years I have become…

Cellulite is genetic. As far as I know, you can only get rid of it by shedding the fat that fills out that tissue matrix (if it’s possible for your body type - I’m 5'5" and at one point was as low as 110 and still had celly so I think it’s here to stay), or undergoing a special type of massage that breaks the tissue…

Cellulite is genetic more than anything else. Depending on your body makeup you can have 12% body fat and still have cellulite. It has more to do with how the tendons that hold your muscles and skin in place are structured rather than your actual fat situation, from what I understand.

I have short, thick legs that exercise and lipo haven’t cured. If anything, working out has only made my calves bigger. I’m all about this song. Leg acceptance is hard when all you see are thin, long legs in the media.

It’s okay if you don’t come visit us, we don’t really want to be here either.

get out

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

Emphasis on apparent! :) Yes, literally. It was a time of extreme hostility towards Brazilians in Portugal for various reasons with which I can bore you to death another time.

I thought Cannard meant duck. So I learned something new today.

Aww I want to pet his d...og.

Damien Lewis looks so fucking stupid in the linked post. I want to share it with you all!

I’m not a big makeup person, but I recently started using mascara primer and OH MY GOD why did nobody tell me about this sooner?

I like to take a headband and tuck a q-tip into it and pretend I’m wearing a headset microphone like Britney at the VMAs

As I’ve mentioned before, I’d totally bang Property Brother 2.... that is the beginning and end of my interest in anything involving their shows.

What gets me the most about those shows are the couples with teenaged children who also need a full bathroom, full kitchen, and enough private space for everybody.

Guys, you don’t want a tiny home, you want an actual home. Your children are going to snap and murder you. Please stop.

My friend and I want to do this! Can you share your itinerary?

Saving this for my vacation bucket list! Another one I’d also want to do is a Cornwall-based tour of filming locations for Poldark. The old mines in the area are actually used in the filming (exteriors, anyway). I don’t know if there’s an organized tour for that, although I’d imagine so. The books have definitely been…