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NOOO I actually had to block Jenn Lake (even though I never followed her), because she’s so over the top and was like every other picture on my Explore. Now there’s TWO of them?! Holy shit. I’ve also seen her posing out on the streets here in Chicago and its so ridiculous to stop foot traffic to get that perfect shot

And a massive fire just broke out in San Diego in north county. Went from burning 50 acres to 150 acres in 10 minutes. My parents are closer to downtown and said the smoke is so thick where they’re at. The fairgrounds are taking in horses and livestock if anyone is in need!

I worked there too! And to this day, whenever I listen to Ryan Adam’s “So Alive” and it ends, I always instinctively start singing Hilary Duff’s “Why Not”, because that was the playlist during my 7 months there. I went into serious debt my freshman year of college because the little money I made there went back to the

IM ONE OF THOSE! I hate having to explain that no, I’m not adopted, yes, both of my parents are Mexican. And add to that the next layer of “how are you a Mexican Jew? That makes literally no sense” and having to explain that a) Mexican is a nationality and b) Judaism is a religion, so you tell me how you’re an

I will one day dance to “Wildflowers” with my dad at my wedding. One day. The first time I heard that song when I was about 14 or 15, I decided that I would have a semi -traditional wedding ONLY so that I could dance to this song with my dad. Otherwise, eloping would be just fine.

I just saw him at Wrigley Field this summer and it was POURING rain. Nonstop. I was sure they’d postpone, but nope, we stood out there soaked to the bone. They closed with American Girl, and the lights, with that pouring rain, and every single person sopping wet singing along as loud as they could, it was by far one

I’m struggling today. I work in ad sales, and I was asked to put together a six figure proposal for an republican news/talk celebrity to endorse gun and gun accessory sales. The morning after the mass shooting. I’m actually six months away from leaving the industry in general because I can’t morally sell my soul for

I lived directly behind Joan’s for 3 years and not ONCE did I see Selma Blair in my neighborhood. If I find out Vivian Kensington lived near me this entire time, I will die.

Wasn’t there a Law & Order SVU episode about something like this? It had my future ex husband John Stamos as a reproductive abuser who kept forcing women (unknowingly to them) to get pregnant, because he just loved getting women pregnant? I’m pretty sure it had Daryl Hannah in it as well, and in the end hes got like

I just keep thinking, who the heck keeps this much information and notes on anything? I can’t even find my dry cleaner ticket from last week, or the receipt for some shoes I need to return!

southern californian here. It’s basically a weekly holiday at virtually every place that serves tacos. Specials on tacos (duh) and drinks. This place in San Diego has $1 lobster tacos and $3 margaritas on tuesdays. It’s the best!!

I’ve mentioned this before, but last October, my best friend and I planned an Outlander-inspired trip all around Scotland. At Culloden, we found the Fraser Clan gravemarkers and I swear, we legit felt like we personally knew the family, and it was a bit emotional. Until we remembered that, holy hell, we’re investing

my worst hangover to date was due to an unlimited about of frose last summer. it resulted with me throwing up on my self IN the ocean, and then continued as I walked OUT of the ocean and all the way home. Frose is delicious at first, but MISERABLE the next day.

funny enough, Facebook reminded me yesterday that I posted a #TBT a few years ago from prom. LOVED my dress at the time because I thought it was just SOOOO sexy and mature for a 17 year old. But I was on the court (my school told us who won ahead of time), so I had to get my hair done around my tiara. Some sort of

Katy’s hair looks like Vitamin C, of my high school graduation song fame. That is all.

Did anyone see that horrible movie on PBS recently that was about what Charles would be like as a king after the death of Queen Elizabeth? OMG it was terrible but I couldn’t look away. The guy who played “poor me, my life is terrible” Harry was the best, in the worst way possible. Someone tell me you saw it, so that I

The ONLY thing that will bring me back to life after a deadly hangover is Iced Tea. And agreed, none of that bottled shit. I need some brewed iced tea. It’s just the perfect amount of caffeine with one splenda that hydrates me perfectly. Starbucks Trenta sized Iced Teas have literally saved my life. That, and

Doofy?? Not poor Mr. Pamuk!! Also, have you seen him in those cologne ads? Holy hell. I watched Divergent just for that.

I swear Ansel looks like a baby version of Jared Kushner. Am i the only one??

I agree, but also (and this is me merely being VERY confused by this entire ordeal), from what I’ve read, he was also extremely intoxicated. I understand her feeling violated and being a victim of sexual assault, and for completely understandable and true reasons, but in this case would DeMario also be considered a