That George Clooney anecdote is really cute. (Also, supposedly the guy they eventually got to sing for him, Dan Tyminski, told his wife he got the gig and she said "Your voice coming from George Clooney? My fantasies are coming true!")

But is it possible that ttx could work differently on the dolphin brain? Humans don't get high on catnip either e.g.

I had a hard time looking at pictures of these guys before any of this shit. Now it's all I can do to scroll down to the text fast before the image loads. Fuuuuck.

And my theory still stands: Men who exclusively seek teenage or early twenty-something women aren't caving to some bullshit subconscious fertility science…

Unfortunately, I don't think it's just Hollywood. The media and the commenters get in on the action. I'm still waiting for that article about how George Clooney has burned through a dozen ladies and can't seem to hold on to any of them. God knows we've seen thousands of articles like that about Aniston and the four…

She may call herself Rebecca Rose now, but she'll always be Burt in her heart.

"I'll be sure to pass it along! What's your name?" (whips out a pad full of random names)

Don't worry, Mindy. When my husband and I declare that we're homebodies it's only with a sense of intense relief and personal satisfaction. We consider not having to leave the house anymore to be the greatest victory of our marital bond.

Yes. Giles. Good.

I think the earring disqualified him. Ugh.
But I fixed it:

Once he turns 60 in February (I'm assuming 60 is the low end of this list) I most definitely expect this man on the list.

In addition to his anti-gay remarks, I am very upset about his crazy statement about contented Black sharecroppers in the post-Reconstruction South. Whenever I bring this up (I should say, I'm African American), many of my friends (both Black and white) say, "why are you surprised about this?" And it's not that I'm…

It's y'all, not ya'll.

Mine is named Fatass. If he doesn't like it, he should go on a diet.

Seeing John Oliver cry broke my fucking heart. I will miss him so much.

SPOILER WARNING: Does anybody think they'll change the ending of the series for the movie? Does anybody think the ending was...unwarranted?

Don't carefully what during mealtime?

This is ridiculous.

India doesn't need America's help degrading Indian women and subjecting them to disgusting, privacy-invading behaviors.

I mean, India does that perfectly well all by itself.

I'm disturbed by the fact that I'm sexually attracted to the written description of someone else's asshole ex-boyfriend.

A) Your daughter is ridiculously adorable.

I married one, we have a beautiful baby girl with her daddy's hair.