Sheesh a line 10-15 deep for fitting? I've been tempted to check that place out, but there's a Dillards nearby that actually carries my size and I don't have to wait for a fitter. In fact, as soon as they see me looking at the "Sweet Jesus!" size bras they come a runnin' with their measuring tapes at the ready.

Damn it, why don't mine do that?!? They haaaate each other.

Here's my weirdest cat, sleeping. Follwed by by him and his sister loving on each other.

I also have two kids, and those thoughts cross my mind too. But, I don't really think I would be partying all night anymore at age 40. If I didn't have kids, I would have found something else to do— work harder on my career, get really into Fellini films, do yoga, bike more, be a foodie, I don't know. And these are…

Agree 1,000,000%. I always knew I just wanted one. I saw that 2 kids didn't double the work, it MORE than doubled the work of having one. For me, one is manageable, two would not be. I have never regretted having my kid.

I don't regret having kids, or even miss being care free. But damn if I don't, when budgeting, longingly think of how much easier life was financially before 3 kids...

Reminds of the ending of Moonlight Mile, by Dennis Lehane:

I don't think it's really just that people have kids and realize after-the-fact that they hate being parents. In my case, my all-consuming rage at being a new parent came from the fact that I realized I had ZERO help from anyone—that no one was going to come to my home and ask if I had any questions about how to keep…

fuuuuuucking thank you. My advice to people isn't have/don't have kids, it's, "party as hard as you can for as long as you can to get it out of your system so that you know what you want when you're finally sick of all that bullshit." I partied my fucking ass off, I have a kid now and I am not missing the club even a…

ditto nordicpine. Using "It's only a few years" is like saying "oh that un-anethestatized root canal will only be a few hours". Doesn't make it any better and babyhood - preschooler age is exhausting and often unrewarding.

I honestly couldn't imagine life without my little girl. There's the occasional bad moment, but the good times far outweigh the bad. I can see her growing up and turning into a cool and wonderful person every day, and know the world is a better place with her in it. Anyone that says they regret having kids were never…

Absolutely. I want people who want kids to be able to have them, and I want people who question it or don't want it, to not have kids. There's enough resentment and unhappiness and frankly, people in this world. I feel like I am doing a service to to myself, my husband and the world by choosing not to. And I'm…

I hear it occasionally. I think what really gets a lot of parents is the repetitiveness of dealing with kids, and how constant and endless it is, topped with worry. You do the same things, especially when they're little: change diaper, feed, burp, put to sleep, play with baby, take to toilet, read same bedtime story…

Oh dear lord, these people need to be hit with textbooks. So my fave explanation is "weather is what you dress for, climate is what you build for"-they're related but different. Using weird weather events to disprove climate change is like saying your normally calm toddler is a psychopath 'cause they once threw their…

Hey now, if I get to die by snu-snu, I'll accept it.

Or you can taste it....blah.

"I didn't put the blame on her! I said I, MYSELF don't put MYSELF in those situations!"

One time I asked Siri what I should wear tonight and she responded "You don't have to dress up for me. You're beautiful". I fell in love with her then, too.

Yawn. Bring back The B in Apt 23!

I adore this show. The song sucks, but they regularly do things like this to comment on the stupidity of pop culture, trends, etc. (i.e. the chicken clucking song from a couple of seasons ago). They are taking the piss with this song.