"First of all, I don't feel I'm at war with any of my sisters here... I'm at war with patriarchy, capitalism, and imperialism." - Rosa Clemente

It sounds like he's gotten caught in the trap where he doesn't know how to separate race from culture—it's ok to acknowledge cultural differences, but necessary to realize that not everyone of the same skin color is automatically a part of the same culture.

Just last night, I was watching the newest episode of "Stalked: Someone's Watching" on Investigation Discovery (a channel that deals in some severely insensitive and sensationalistic series titles).

After a miss like that, his pride took over. I'm sure his body language said "I totally meant to do that. The roof is too snowy anyway. I'm happy to be right here". Even if his leg hurt like hell.

If it was all a joke to begin with, then why did Bill O'Reilly double down on the issue and insist Santa is white on his show? I don't think you can have it both ways, Fox News. And even if the Santa part was a joke, how does Megyn explain the whole Jesus was white thing?

We're going to have to get a time machine back to the 90s to explain this fully.

Dammit Callie, I'm reading this while monitoring my students' exam and I just started audibly giggling at your creative writing caption for North West. Now all of my students are looking at me like I'm insane and I can't read the rest of Dirtbag.

Damn. Wish you.lived in my neighbourhood. I just found the most adorable orange tabby cat. She is so tiny and sweet. She LOVES heater vents. She sits on them all damn day. And she does a little dance for me in the mornings.

To be fair, Janelle was arrested for cursing (yep, arrested for bad language). Which, let's face it, is a huge step up from heroin.

The cat knocking over the Christmas tree is a sacred holiday tradition in my family. This lovable little fucker joined my feline brigade last year. His eyes tell the story of exactly how loudly I was screaming at him to get out of the goddamned tree.

The Chinese don't hate animals, they're just callously indifferent towards them currently. Jez likes to pretend that every moral offense is equal in degree and kind, but the Chinese have no meaningful cultural framework in place for animal welfare or rights like the West does, the latter of which has had companion…

It's weird that so few people realized at the time what a massive douche he was. He dumped Crow right after she was diagnosed with breast cancer. Everybody's alarm bells should have gone off right then. I know mine did.

I have to admit that this Lance Armstrong downfall fills me gleeful schadenfreude. I lived in Austin during the height of the Lance years, and that guy was THE BIGGEST douche. Like, he was King of the Douchebags. The Greatest Douche Who Ever Douched. He made everyone take up motherfucking biking and at one point…

Oh, if only we could convince the insurance companies to stop paying for their magic boner pills. I would laugh for days.

I cannot describe...well. I can. This made me laugh so hard that tears ran down my leg.

The word 'vagina' gets blurred out. Because that's more offensive than the world 'murder.'

I am in the army, and therefore make exactly what my male peers make (based on pay grade and time in service). In spite of this, I still think that men have it easier. They don't have to hear things like, "women only join the army for attention from men" or "I would never let my daughter join the army. No offense."…

I call her Polly Prostitute, partly due to her fashion choices which includes boots, heels, and minis that barely cover her ass. Before you get mad at me for "slut-shaming," this is a doll marketed to little girls.

Duh! You know how us ladies are! Someone's always out there to steal our man, and we better stay pretty and sexually available and perfect so that he doesn't stray.

I love the assumption she was pissy because Barack was talking to an attractive woman and not, say, solemn because she was at the funeral of a great man. It's gotta be all about the menz, amirite?