Here it is!

I get it. We binge-watched the entire series in a matter of weeks and I viscerally missed the characters after it was over. It's one of those.

"Don't leave me here with my own children! What kind of a monster are you?"

Except, if you Google "Rashida Jones," several scantily clad pictures turn up on the first page. So, it's ok when she does it? It's ok when it's a fashion spread, but not when it's a music video? I don't get it.

Fascinating Noel. So tell me...when's the last time you made any good music? Or did anything besides be a complete fucking wanker.

personally, i love how they're all talking about being more "sensitive", as if women need to be talked to gently, instead of the obvious; that we need to be talked to and about like we're actual goddamn adult human beings.

Dat audio and video timing at 1:12. "It takes immense concentration, and he needs complete [fox GLARE] *quiet*"

Damn, that man is sexy. Left handed, tie askew, snapple drinkin' sexy. And oh yeah, yay! More funds for research!

Let me get this straight: a black woman tries to teach white men about racism. White men complain. Institution sides with the white men.

I am so sick of the fat shamers and food police. The other day, in the grocery store, one of these stupid bitches actually took Nutella and Oreos out of my cart, saying, "Honey, you don't need those."

Oh, child. You really don't need to be on this site.

Yep. Yeah, totally the appropriate response to this piece. Definitely.

FUCK WOODY ALLEN THO

I held back the most important element t[redacted]

Nigella Lawson's ex-husband says he never saw her do drugs, but that's not stopping him from saying he thinks she did do drugs. Sigh.

Intention is not magic. It really doesn't matter if she intended to be racist or not. People can commit racist actions even if they are ignorant that they are doing so.

Racism born out of ignorance is still racism. We are a global society, like it or not. While Lady Gaga is from the US where there aren't a lot of Romani, Romani are still persecuted and discriminated against in Europe. By reducing people to a trope, you erase their history and voices. Many people don't think that…

Hey, thanks for that detailed description of your penis and your sexual technique. We love hearing about individual dicks and how their men feel about them, regardless of how apropos they are to the subject at hand (even more than we like seeing unsolicited pictures of them!). You've alleviated a serious shortcoming…

I am confused.... Are all the people who wear "save the boobies!!" pins and buy tuns of pink crap complaining about seeing a lumpectomy scar and a bit of areola?