No shit he isn’t a lock, but many Bernie supporters talked about him as if he was.  Bernie didn’t excite enough people to win the primary. U can talk all I want about his message, but he lost and badly to Joe Biden.  Bernie’s campaign did some things wrong, like thinking they could win with 30% in a crowded field.…

It was more of a garrote.

The article is structured the way it is because Jezebel is still mourning Peepaw and basically determined to do the same stupid shit most of the Gawker verticals did in 2020

donald trump thanks you for your support.

“I care about human rights so much I think the votes of other people in different states shouldn’t count.”

Check out the recipe! I’m not a fan of modern mincemeat in any way (FUCKING RAISINS), but the original mince from 1430 is a whole different animal. I didn’t alter the recipe “for modern palates,” and was surprised how much I loved it. 

Yeah well at least he can avoid a shower door and hasn’t had a heart attack. When is Vermont Jesus releasing those medical records? Maybe you should like fuck off.

Yeah, that’s a good one but in today’s world, would instantly get spun as Buttigieg saying a black President will never be respected or get the job done.

+1,000 

Damn, I was hoping to be the first to say that.  

MEET THE MOMENT.

At a farcical aquatic ceremony 

Yes, you did: “holding Sanders to an impossibly higher standard then the rest is an attack. I see none of this for Biden...I see nothing about Warren”.

As a few other people have mentioned it here, MGM doesn’t own its Golden Age library (WarnerMedia does). And they’re not even a studio in the common acception, at least not since the release of the first Hot Tub Time Machine in 2010.

“I’m a so-called ‘bro’ and have been referred to as a roach and worse, as a person of color coming from another person of color, it’s beyond the pale.”

Greenwald is one of the most effective anti fascist journalists around

So you're comparing criticism of the president and ped use in baseball to molesting children? Ok, dumbfuck. 

Or it’s because Summer is the only person on the show who can and will always get under Rick’s skin, and they love her and it was the right joke to be made on that moment in the show.

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

Yes, let’s talk about that. I was off all afternoon and came back to find that fuckery. And I believe they closed comments on a couple of Jezebel articles too.