I always said I’d end up sleeping on a cot at the back of a pole-barn full of old motorcycles.  I like your approach better.

Well, I’m not a sports car guy and there’s hardly any bikes or trucks out there that I’d like better than well-sorted versions of the ones I have. So I thought, “how about a pretty European-style horsebox for the wife?”

You mean like this?

In Portland, you just find a homeless camp by the road and slip ‘em a few beers/dollars/drugs to let you dump there.

“The driver was clearly deranged and shouting threats at me.  I had no choice but to use my service weapon.”

Whatever happened to “can’t outrun a radio”? (And yeah, actually it’s “can’t let a perp learn they can get away with it”)

nostalgic Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare map

Yeah, but what kind of engine oil should you use?

And THIS is why you always get generous coverage for Uninsured Motorist - Bodily Injury and Property Damage. Seems like the folks who are most likely to hit you are least likely to have coverage.

Driving while Black is usually a charged as a misdemeanor, but there’s a felony enhancement for driving a nice car.

This is a cheap plaything to keep you occupied so you don’t get fired by the board for having affairs with interns before losing half your fortune in the divorce.

Summarizing an ABC News story is not exactly “scooping” y’know.

You may be mistaken there. Houston has redeeming qualities.

There were the Okies who came out West to escape Oklahoma and the Dustbowl, and then there were the Okies who brought it all with them to Bakersfield.

<Young person with baffled expression, blinking> how else would you order delivery? You mean like, I’d have to get, like, some kinda Domino’s app?

Impressive 90-minute response time here from the CHP.

*sighs in IPX*

As long as you’re going there, my favorite is tahini cookies: https://freshbitesdaily.com/tahini-cookies/

I’m Gonna Git You Sucka crossed with Stranger Things? I might have to sign up for this.

Adams no-stir crunchy or nothing. Not sweet, no oil on the top, just peanut-y goodness with a nice texture.