Speared into the passenger seat after he spun/slid in from the side. Please tell me he was driving alone.

“...it isn’t yet clear if Hyde will face charges for his role in the crash.”

When the inevitable 5-4 ruling that the 2nd Amendment means “stand your ground with any weapon you can afford” comes, I hope his mansion is the testing ground for a crowdfunded Predator.

Pedocon theory -> pedocon fact.

Why should they?  It’s the other one who sucks.

Well, besides the ones that are stolen due to being improperly secured, most of the rest are obtained through straw purchasers. Guess what the GOP/NRA hates more than gun storage laws? Crackdowns on straw purchases.

Now THAT is the way to EV.

Noooooo!!!

Well, the driver had a home until this happened. And I guess now he has one until he’s released again.

They’re creeping around the Honey Boo Boo post on Jezebel right now.

Nota bene: there’s a “dudebraa” troll posing as actual decent critter dudebra here, I would suggest dismissing. It’s a shame Kinja doesn’t have a way to flag impersonators.

I’m not saying these things are good for all his constituents, but like re-electing Trump, they are certainly meaningful.

“’Scuse me, gotta go pick up my Junior Prom date at the middle school.”

Per Mother Jones* it’s a mix of center-to-right rich guys, including noted Nazi collector Harlan Crow. Russia doesn’t have much foreign reserve but plenty of trolls, propagandists and ghostwriters.

I wonder how many state ballots No Labels Party can even get onto? Should be interesting to see what kind of shenanigans the red states play to keep them out so they don’t spoil the GOP nominee.

Well, besides protecting coal mines, getting a pipeline approved, major infrastructure spending in the state, whatever manufacturing plops there from the IRA, and the ongoing tax-dollar transfer from blue states.

Better a known felon than an unknown one, that’s what I always say.

Hey, DC Fleet Maintenance shop manager has boat payments just like anyone else.

On my long-neglected Buell, I discovered that someone had cunningly replaced the brake fluid with butterscotch pudding. Haven’t found a good tool for pulling the pistons out of the front caliper so I’ve flushed it as clean as I can.

This definitely seems worthy of the title, and wouldn’t you know it...