There is a WORLD of difference between anticipating the results of a dumber than fuck vote, and actually voting the dumb fuck party. They are not equal.

gonna go with nothing will.

Vegas, huh?

Besides, you can probably just fix everything with Jetta parts. It’s basically a Volkswagen Jetta, right?

I guess I would just say, don’t let these pricks take your humanity.

I like this thinking. This is the animal spirit of jalopnik. It’s the built not bought ethos but out there on a wing and a prayer that maybe you won’t have to do the built part. And if you do, I mean, if you really had to, you could always just LS swap it with a junkyard V8. No one would know unless you opened the…

I would hope there is a way to cross reference cheaper parts from Volkswagen/Audi. You will need a dedicated garage with a lift, a full line of tools and diagnostic equipment, of course.

I might order some of those delightful “I did that!” stickers that those motherfuckers found so fun in 2021, with Trump’s face this time.

Same here, I’m fortunate enough that a little more cost of living is not a huge deal but I am HYPE to see the mouth breathers that voted for this suffer while doing what I can to assist the innocents.

The grift in this administration is going to be mind-blowing. He and the first Mattress Pad have already launched their crypto currencies, and that, I’m sure, is just the beginning. Truly a sad new era for America.

Another WD40 hack for parents to put in their arsenal; it will effortlessly dissolve crayon off of your walls.

I can’t wait for the tariffs. The fuckers that voted for him deserve it.

This is the first time I’ve woken up as an American and genuinely not felt safe. And to all the people who chose this? Fuck you and I hope they come for your family first.

Buckle up, my friends. Let the fuckery commence. Shit.

He loves tariffs because:

Why don’t they just make it easy and V10 MT swap a 98+ Town Car? At least that is Right Wheel Drive. 

It’s what Republicans do.  They twice tried to tariff their way to prosperity exactly 100 years ago, and it famously didn’t really work out.

Republicans are - I think the term is “showing their asses?” - on this Tariff thing. Tariffs represent everything they’ve spent the last decade decrying:

Cosmetically it looks OK, except for the front air dam and the Florida add-ons. It would be REALLY interesting to know what exactly is wrong with it. As for the 500K...sounds like a wonky computer.  And the VIN should enable someone with access to the right database to find out who owned it. First guess; someone with…

“The subordinate took screenshots and showed them to co-workers and managers, the decision said.”