The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
But the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut,
Which eventually pulled out the Ford

And what would that narrative be, pray tell?  Please be specific.

I have high hopes for this wager:

I spent $8 on delicious beer and a generous tip at a charming little punk dive, watching three interesting bands play.

Came here to say exactly this. Of course, that scenario optimistically assumes we don’t snuff ourselves with nukes or global warming induced collapse.

Without mudguards, that TW and CX aren’t going anywhere with rain, mud or gravel. And yes, Cougars are hip!

I can buy two round-trip tickets to Monaco from my minor west coast city for less than that.

Save some room for pastrami smoked meat!

It’s Friday, it’s National Donut Day, it’s talk to Internet strangers in Kinja comments Day!

If only we could use the Glacier v. Teamsters decision to collect use-of-force lawsuit money from police unions.

[videos] showing people ripping off steering wheel covers or ignition cylinders, and starting cars with pliers and USB cables

I’m not even kidding when I say “bring a stepladder.” I steal my spouse’s to work on the F250. You might need a taller one if your Chev has a roof tent.

If you don’t need the extra off-road capability, get a station wagon or something, jeez.

You know how a toddler will fall on their butt and start crying when they notice that they’re not the center of attention? I don’t know what brought that to mind when talking about a former TV personality who is no longer receiving prenatal care.

Yeah, we need to consider the 2% of negative reviews that aren’t auto-posted by bigoted neckbeards.

Never not relevant.

That assessment seems pretty high, given the regulatory compliance issues and loss of major customers (i.e. advertisers.)

Kylie FYI: we hoi polloi can’t read that Bluesky link. Happy for you tho.

There are 50 state governors, how dare the fashion mags not feature the spouse of one of them because she is being determinedly if half-assedly un-fashionable? I’d be impressed if she did a good enough job to interest a performance-art or costuming publication, certainly. But this is just Boyd Rice level crap at best.

5th Gear: Toyota owns Heino? That’s some product diversity!