The problem isn’t that adult content exists, it’s that evangelical dipshits think it’s bad get a boner.

In the white collar world, you can always make it someone else’s problem and your paycheck comes from...somewhere. In hospitality, if you don’t collect you don’t eat, so even the conflict-avoidant types will find the gumption to deal with freeloaders.

Not sure if the folks who hang out next to semis are psychopaths or zombies.

Can you cite specific automakers that do all of the above?

Someone else wants the period-correct touring bits off that R65, I’ll keep the underlying little sewing-machine-mobile.

We don’t get summer rains in the PNW. Eight months out of the year it’s cold and randomly wet with drivers who think you’re a freak of nature who should be eliminated. But for four glorious months it’s hot and dry with drivers who consider you part of an invading army.

It’s OK, we brought the Subaru, rescue dog, flannels and half the lesbians with us from out west, along with a pile of moldy reusable shopping bags from New Seasons or Puget Community Co-Op.

Great news!

I dunno, when your suit goes from “please stop this because X might happen” to “please stop this because X just happened” your chances go up a little.

It’s always securities fraud or money laundering.

I watched them truck a couple of these out for photos, when these first came out. Why they chose daybreak on Summer solstice at the Stonehenge replica in southern Washington I will never know, but it delayed our ceremony a little.

Melting random rock into glass to use as a primary construction material, just like we do here on Earth. Should be fun dealing with the Martian perchlorates - you can wash them out if you have abundant water and a way to deal with toxic wastewater of course.

I think Musk heard that DeSantis’ campaign had no juice, and misheard it as “Jews.”

Real strong start right out of the gate, hosting an infomercial where a guy nobody likes announces he’s attempting the thing everyone knows he’s gonna utterly fail at.

Eldritch Viper with octopus funnels on the side and spider eyes.

<Insert inevitable bad take from social media> is part of any news organization’s standard article template these days.

Och, she’ll take ye places, innit?

The average Trump voter should care whether he is of sound mind, shares their morals and is working on behalf of America, but by all appearances they do not care.

She better be old enough to realize what she’s done, since she’s old enough to own and operate the two deadliest machines in America, automobiles and guns.

It’s a very good idea to share this story because we all hope that you, person who is reading this right now, will remember don’t blow past a bunch of stopped cars and kill a pedestrian like this young woman and many many other folks have done.