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And we can start importing them into the US in 2032!

Jezza aspires to the level of assholishness of the median White Van Man.

...and how much wear do you get from a few high-speed runs?

That’s 2 deputies for this (overblown and inappropriate) response and 4 deputies who could’ve been responding to regular folks’ auto theft cases. How does Avis have so much juice with the LASD? Must be one heck of a first-responder discount.

Why do they all have such tiny faces on their big thumb heads?

From the Party of Lincoln to a mob of perverts, grifters and neo-Nazis.

Got an immediate WTF from me. How...? Why...? Where...does the engine go?

So with this, the cops can pull over any car with a female minor in it, book the driver on suspicion and force a gyno exam on the girl? I’m sure that won’t be abused...

If you’re interested in the history and personalities around the US/Soviet development of nuclear weapons, I found Dark Sun: The Making of the Hydrogen Bomb by Richard Rhodes rather engaging. Nice mix of engineering, espionage and politics.

Homonym/punctuation nitpick before the other dorks pile on: “thermonuclear”, not “thermal-nuclear” or “thermo-nuclear”.

Funny how some sneezes sound more like “fakYOO!” than “aaCHOO!”

...but Rush wrote an instrumental about it!

Unfortunately, when your restaurant only exists in airport terminals you get prices like this at PDX:

20 MPG? I mean they look more pleasant to drive than my little pickup, but I can’t believe the gas mileage is the same.

“If you use the name of your pet or child as part of your password, please change your pet or child’s name at least once a year.”

To quote an old meme:

OK, but hear me out... 2GR swapped MR2 Spyder?

OK, I might be inclined to sympathize with a tech guy who lucked out but...

Life goals there. I’ve only gotten as far as “Takes the occasional trip to Europe but dresses in clothes from the hardware store.” Hoping to do some more amateur mechanic-ing on my pickup his summer though.