It was old news 30 years before Tom Morello was born.

The MG might be OK, if there’s a good (and repairable) reason for the trunk lid to sit like that.  Of course if there were, it would already have been fixed so...

I like the term “Pseudolaw” - the Wikipedia page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pseudolaw) is pretty good. “Tinfoil Hats and Powdered Wigs: Thoughts on Pseudolaw” by Colin McRoberts (https://contentdm.washburnlaw.edu/digital/collection/wlj/id/7122/) goes further into the meaning and psychology of Pseudolaw.

Oh yeah, the Moorish Sovereign Citizens. Saw a nice truck driving around with Moorish Consular plates a while ago, not sure why they went to the trouble since folks just drive around with no plates these days.

Remember when we thought Americans could build and run nuclear power plants?  Good times...

It’s the face of a high-school teacher who drank with coeds, a Navy lawyer who watched torture at Gitmo and laughed, an authoritarian Governor who’s banned books and removed an elected DA, and a likely Presidential contender whose main rival might be indicted next week.
LOLsob.

Ripoff of the Qwerkywriter:
https://www.qwerkywriter.com/collections/all/products/qwerkywriter-s-typewriter-inspired-mechanical-keyboard

Ripoff of the Qwerkywriter:
https://www.qwerkywriter.com/collections/all/products/qwerkywriter-s-typewriter-inspired-m…

Welcome to your latest Constitutional crisis. I like this idea though:

Thanky!

Apparently, that’s exactly what happened here.

You’re right in that money-laundering requires some kind of goods that could plausibly be bought for way more than it’s worth, but piddling amounts like that are better laundered through a coin-op laundromat or car-wash.

B’gosh! Well, if Ford had wanted to promise they’d build RHD Transit Connects for something like 20 years and supply parts for another xx years, they could’ve bid on it.

Even better to find a $2 bill with un-square edges because it might be from Steve Wozniak. He would order whole sheets of them from the Treasury and make a show of cutting them out with scissors.

It’s more stock than a Stock Car...

...just 30 percent of new car buyers in the U.S. are considering an EV for their next car.

Correct headline: “Florida State Senator Parrots a False and Astoundingly Stupid Oil Industry Talking Point”

“My client has retained the same team as Johnny Depp. You can take the settlement or you can get the Amber Heard treatment, complete with social media botfarm blitz and enough screeching incels to make GamerGate look like a love-in, feeding into a legacy-media outreach that’ll make anyone over 50 think you’re poison…

Robbing mid-tier criminals totally works great. I recommend this brilliant strategy to tweakers and lowlifes everwhere. Heck, I’d even supply cheap nonlethal replica arms so they can be extra threatening to their targets.

It’s a cute but clumsy turn of phrase, but beyond the “there’ll -> they’ll” typo I don’t see the problem.  Similar to the “brah -> bra” typo.

How about they use some sort of wireless communications to alert officers in the perp’s direction of travel?  You could even make a slogan for it, like “you can’t outrun a radio” or something.