Not a Weird Al song specifically, but the music video for UHF had so many 80s pop culture references I didn’t get until way later:

They’re on fire this week:

To their credit, Kotaku will sometimes publish articles written by their international counterparts, and they are usually very good.

I mean, the problem is that she’s still trying to exist in a fact-based world. That immediately puts her at a disadvantage:

AOC:
Interviewer: Won’t this Green New Deal thing cost a lot and won’t you have to raise taxes?
AOC: Sure, but we can pay for it with additional taxes on the rich.  

Conservative interview:
Intervi…

Yes?

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO”

My guess is they were froze in amazement. People often freeze up in situations like this, unsure of what to do. 

I told this story last time Woodstock came up, but here goes again...

I worked at a family Italian place in ‘94. Another server and her friends got into Woodstock by agreeing to work concession stands. She asked me to cover her shifts so she could get the Woodstock experience. I agreed.

Woodstock ‘94 came and went. She…

I like this,

was there another truck with the same description nearby? did someone drive home the wrong truck? then realize it months later? I had an old chevy that you could start with another chevy key. not everyone has situational awareness, to them if it’s red it’s the right car...

That’s dumb.  Gamers like Doritos.  Next year can the list include “New Wasabi flavored Doritos don’t taste very good?” because of the overlap between gamers and snack chips?

This almost happened to me once, back when I worked at Fed Ex loading boxes into the trucks.

Also, What is up with Antoni’s shoes? I HATE THEM.

For a charming, good looking man it’s easy to validate one’s self esteem with a one-night stand, it’s harder to open one’s self up to the possibility someone will change their mind about you if you actually make yourself emotionally available. 

I fell into a jezebel comments —> other places on the interwebs rabbit hole once that somehow led me to a women who sleep with NBA players forum and it also included stories about other celebrities, I think including John Mayer.

I always scroll past the tweets. I always hated the sound of trumps voice, but now I can’t even read his repulsive words. The man is toxic.

Hahaha Close... We call em Bullbars!

Yeah, pneumonia is one of the least understood and because of that most deadly diseases out there. When you hear about flu deaths, a lot of them are because the flu turned into pneumonia.

Is it possible this girl called him a fucking idiot for referring to her as a “young man” and not anything to do with it being infowars?