There’s no way this is going to be anything but obnoxious. This movie will probably appeal to awful people.

Sex is boring and more work than what it is worth.

Just admit you watched it with the general public and you took notes on your phone.

These jams suck but running rules.

Well, it’s true. It all felt rather impersonal. She said what needed to be said to make a clear distinction in the path against Trump but it came off like a soliloquy of memes or catch phrases.

Don’t all blockbuster superhero movies does this? Marvel movies are just as boring and underdeveloped.

Maybe she’s a vegan? That would explain it, right Jezebel fans?

Most likely Rihanna can’t see what the crowd is doing.

Performers are not special entities that can demand everyone’s attention. Is playing Pokemon is more captivating than watching a dull performer, so be it.

Sorry. She’s a visionary who makes innovative art for highly discerning individuals.

What about people who approach Beyonce like a zombie?

It’s not like there’s anything more interesting happening at a Beyonce concert (because her music is garbage.)

Pokemon is way cooler than Beyonce. You all are dorks. A cool Pokemon will always be more interesting than Beyonce’s generic and boring pop music.

Witches look pretty good when they dress like this.

Drone strike?

I believe she did that when she tried to belittle that other celebrity with that bikini photo. Do her activist tweets contribute to much when they are lost in a largely incoherent messaging? Celebrity political/social discourse is still rather primordial, contradictory and reactionary.

Tweeting shouldn’t be the measure of activism. Especially when a person can pay to have someone do it for them.

Celebrity gossip isn’t critically analyzed on this site. Instead, there’s a link to a source, the writer trying a one-liner, and the commenters making teams and discussing the gossip like sports.

Oh cool. So are you all going to finally start being critical of Beyonce’s act or continue to believe it isn’t as flimsy as Swift’s?

Their arguments were really dated when they wrote them— and I’ve seen more than enough of the same attitudes over this year. Pop feminism has a whole lot of internal contradictions to solve. There seems to be resistance to addressing those contradictions when adoring particular cult-of-personality figures is more…