I couldn’t get past the sewer orgy.

Who is this GLORYBAGGER who can’t even acknowledge THE LORD for his cornhole greatness?

You’re presuming all of Hillary’s voters voted FOR her and not against Trump. I’ll go on record here as having voted against Trump. I’ll wager a pretty good number of people voted with me. I thought neither of them would be good for the country. Hillary just happened to be less bad.

Before I even read any of the comments.

As an old, huge shlong, could someone please explain to me the appeal of the neck tattoo?

Yes, it’s much better when the corporations can exploit workers and pay them peanuts.

It’s been my main ring tone for almost a decade. RIP.

Oh my goodness.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Does it come with a xanax bar? A memory foam pillow and a bar lets me sleep like a baby.

Does it come with a xanax bar? A memory foam pillow and a bar lets me sleep like a baby.

Apathy likes yours is another reason.

Fun fact: Hornqvist is also Swedish for a long journey in search of porn.

Spoilers: The game ends when you get drafted in the second round, tear an ACL on your first play and wind up killing yourself a year later due to mood swings from years of untreated concussions.

At the very least, losing Bernie supporters is what lost the election for Democrats.

(sigh) Bernie would have won.

The Democrats here need to take a lesson from Corbyn. Stop being centrist conservatives and people will turn out! And we’re going to need a huge number of voters to overcome the gerrymandering, voter suppression, and other shenanigans the GOP is going to pull over the next four years.

excuse me, sir EXCUSE ME, have you heard about [school i attended or am a fan of]?

I wouldn’t count out the #BillsMafia to drunkenly fuck up some terrorists.

I think the most astounding part of this product launch is that Apple does NOT seem to have claimed that they “invented” anything with the HomePod.