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Who, because of bad blocking, was promptly tackled inside the 2. Got it.

Oh good lord.

In all seriousness, can someone explain what the hell they were trying to do?

The fact that I found this loss to be better than other losses perfectly sums up my lifetime of Jets fandom.

You can get Schlitz at the larger beer and liquor stores in NJ as well - I highly recommend Total Wines if you are planning on Leaving Las Vegas - but I have never seen the tall boys in the tri-state area. Only 12oz cans and bottles.

Where the heck can I get Schlitz Tall Boys in NYC!? Someone tell me! I MUST HAVE IT.

Oof - shot through the heart!

This exact thing happened to me. Also in 6th grade. You aren't from NJ by chance, are you?

Did I just hear an "are you shittin' me?"

I remember a lot of this.

I thought this was an ad for the Gerard Depardieu vehicle: "Operation .500"

I never forget the day my face was broken: August 5th 1989, the day Dad backed over the Hulkster with the Taurus.

Don't worry Brian, people with Downing Syndrome can lead fruitful, independent lives.

errrr... Mulva?

If you think that the Angie one was bad - take a look at old Bono out in Africa, ready to play "Beautiful Day" to starving refugees.

I'm there if they need me! I still got it!