I never forget the day my face was broken: August 5th 1989, the day Dad backed over the Hulkster with the Taurus.

Don't worry Brian, people with Downing Syndrome can lead fruitful, independent lives.

errrr... Mulva?

If you think that the Angie one was bad - take a look at old Bono out in Africa, ready to play "Beautiful Day" to starving refugees.

I'm there if they need me! I still got it!

OH! THE LITTLE JESUS BOY IS GOING TO GET HIMSELF SOME SWEET NOOKIE! UM - MAYBE!

I'll help you with this as soon as someone helps me with the Rutgers Flag Day of MY dreams.

What about the 'stache?

"It gets back to top-quality ingredients." Herman Cain is @dadboner, you guys!

The queen uses blotter paper to cover her pads because she won't get burned again.

You know I find it hard to believe that there are actually other songs on this "Best of the Proclaimers" CD.

A fan found him, but we know who took him out.

Since we see Brodeur there, I guess we can assume that's Sean Avery's truck?

Rex said it first!

Hope seems to be channeling her inner Na'vi.

J-E-S-T

Incidentally, this will also start my 1989 Volkswagen Fox.

Those tall ships really lifted the nation's spirit after Watergate.

Dude! Your beard is weird!