You don’t want an answer from anybody. You want to take a dumb and pointless moral stand about the most pointless shit possible.

The thing you said. If you’re too lazy to defend it that’s fine, but don’t be cocky about it.

Because they’re absolute nobodies, you doofus. It’s like asking why they’re not going after someone’s livejournal page.

Some dumb website nobody cares about says a thing and the vengeful spirit of Gawker media screams to the world that they are better than such things. Thanks, guys.

It feels like someone probably dropped an “lol” on you by this point, but, you know, lol.

“a few hundred shy of the building’s listed capacity”

It turns out that dude’s really good at hockey.

“and I think perhaps the single most dominant fight in any sport today” 

Remember how this crisis ties into a very specific thing I never let go of during the democratic primaries which I hope will deflect from the elected candidate blowing the easiest t-ball swing into office any candidate has ever had while utterly ignoring the actual crisis? Good times.

Don’t worry — police will never face consequences for assaulting you.

Woah, who are you guys, the Menendez brothers? Haha, is this thing on? Is this mic cord being used to electrocute the Rosenberg spies? Hello? Really is any of this on, where am I, I’m scared

I’d actually completely forgotten Blount socked that asshole and am kinda delighted to be reminded of it. Thank you.

No, it’s something he thinks menacing black people in a comic book panel say. This dude took what coulda been an interesting (to suburban white folks) look into the different racial and economic groups that congregate on a bus and crashed it into a Luke Cage comic where he was a villain. It’s sorta amazing.

Cool. Thanks for starting the larger conversation that wasn’t at all about you.

What larger conversation did you want from “I injure my head a lot but won’t wear a helmet?” Maybe wear a fucking helmet, head-injured guy.

Who beat this pride in boot-licking into you? You’ve got a sitcom dad’s idea of what the relationship between employment and labor should be, and a non-fan’s idea of what influences policy in the NFL.

oh no not a professor.

No one cares what amount of money you’d piss away your personal liberties for, dummy. We’re talking about Martavis Bryant, and how nobody but the phoniest Joe Friday motherfuckers on the planet care if the dude smokes weed.

Don’t you ever tell someone to see wikipedia editors. Nobody deserves something like that, man.

Is “young black men don’t deserve respect” really the road you want to go down here?